I guess my real question is, can he be an effective closer?

A little.

If he hits the control/splits/pitches projections, he'll be effective.

Would you have given Hardball Dynasty – Fantasy Baseball Sim Games - Player Profile: Santiago Villa a max deal?

No.  He's good but I've only given one max deal.

Have you ever seen a players dur not grow from time of signing/drafting? I have a position player who came in with a 45 dur and my 0 scouting has him staying there.

I've had a few pitchers not improve DUR but I've never noticed a position player.  Hardball Dynasty – Fantasy Baseball Sim Games - Player Profile: Juan Ferrer is probably the lowest DUR PP I've ever used with any regularity and he improved 10+.

Why hasn't the royal baby been given a name yet?  Do you think it's because William is holding out for an edgy name, like "MoFo"?

Given that he's the child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, should he be named Jamey?

Why not both ("Jamey Cambridge, MoFo!")?

They were going with "North" but Kanye and Kim stole it.

If they wanted to honor the best 2B in the histroy of MG, they would.

JAMEY CAMBRIDGE, *************!!!!!!! has a nice ring to it.   I've heard it somewhere before.

If my high school and college scouting are both zero.  What kind of draft can I expect?

One of my pitchers with a health rating of 100 just went on the 15-day DL. Why did this occur?

Crappy.   You won't see many and the projections are useless.    Go with currents and cross your fingers.

Because 100 does not mean invincible.    Unless he's Marky Mark playing Vincent Papale.

I have to attend a family reunion on Saturday and have a good number of younger cousins in their late 20's-early 30's. What kind of booze do the kids drink nowadays? I don't know how to make purple drank so I was thinking of buying something like Jagermeister, Goldschlager, or Blackhaus. Do you have a good suggestion for me to score some points with the young lads?