ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

sjpoker
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So how drunk was Ben Affleck here?
6/24/2016 5:22 PM
MikeT23
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I can't see projections but that current 34 VR doesn't bode well.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




There is zero chance I look at an Affleck video.



6/26/2016 7:50 AM
sjpoker
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If you doused Stevie Wonder with 5 gallons of gasoline and bolted him to the floor in Thunderdome and shoved BL in there with a flamethrower, what would the statistical probability be that BL would be the one to leave?
6/26/2016 4:17 PM
MikeT23
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If Stevie engages BL in an argument, BL never leaves.
6/26/2016 4:44 PM
hockey1984
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If a free agent says 'I'm leaving for FA no matter what'. Is there a deal you can give him right off the bat to get him to sign or is he only going to take who gives him the most money?
6/27/2016 11:15 AM
MikeT23
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Most money.
6/27/2016 11:26 AM
sjpoker
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I heard Trump hired BL and Dahs as statistical analysts for his campaign. Does this mean he gets elected?

6/27/2016 7:18 PM
MikeT23
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There is the very distinct chance that they will bore everyone to sleep thus allowing only those two and Trump to vote.
6/27/2016 10:12 PM
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Zika - genuinely scary for pro athletes or convenient excuse to skip Olympics?
6/28/2016 11:33 AM
kermit
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Why would someone start a Buddy Ryan-Pat Summit discussion in a "Non-Sports" forum?
6/28/2016 11:44 AM
MikeT23
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Meh. If I trained all my life for the Olympics, I doubt I'd skip them. But, if I was a professional athlete, it seems like a good reason to skip 'em.

I GOT NO WHERE ELSE TO GO!!!
6/28/2016 2:15 PM
kermit
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What professional sport would best suit your physical and mental abilities?
6/28/2016 2:18 PM
MikeT23
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I really enjoyed blowing people up in football. Didn't even mind getting blown up. But I'd have to find a 40+ league to play in.
6/28/2016 2:33 PM
damag
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Posted by MikeT23 on 6/28/2016 2:15:00 PM (view original):
Meh. If I trained all my life for the Olympics, I doubt I'd skip them. But, if I was a professional athlete, it seems like a good reason to skip 'em.

I GOT NO WHERE ELSE TO GO!!!
LOL is it only us bastards of "a certain age" who are likely to get the "I GOT NO WHERE ELSE TO GO!!!" reference?

6/28/2016 2:33 PM
MikeT23
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I'm sure. And I'm a little embarrassed that I know. I call that "One of those romance deals that puts enough man-stuff in it to keep dudes from recognizing they're watching a chick flick."
6/28/2016 2:43 PM
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