Most interesting/hilarious player names Topic

I know there was a thread like this posted awhile back, but I thought this was an interesting concept and wondered if anyone had stumbled across any names that were "out there", really strange, really funny, the same name as someone famous, etc.

Sadly my current two teams have no one exciting on their rosters, save for a guy with the first name "Berry", which I actually have seen before but still find interesting.  I know I saw a player named Earnest Hemingway awhile back when recruiting, but I haven't seen many other names, at least not any that have stuck with me.

Who else has stumbled across any interesting/hilarious names recently?
2/26/2011 9:29 AM
This year recruiting I found some weird International guy from some middle eastern country and his name was spelled like Oregyi. 
2/26/2011 9:52 AM
i think i saw "Dong China" the other day
2/26/2011 10:33 AM
i dont have any that are too great....but:  interesting spelling of Michael Dallas Cowboys fans will like this one

I also have seen a few "double name" guys over the seasons...such as William William.  None of them have played for me though and I don't really remember where to find them and I'm not about to take all day on Saturday to look :)
2/26/2011 10:43 AM
First one in on T-Bone Steakburner.
2/26/2011 10:51 AM
I used to have a foreign player named Dong DeRose
2/26/2011 12:19 PM
One of my all-time favorites was Bernard Barnard. Also way back in the dinosaur days, I started a pair of guards named Connie (Westin) and Shirley (Knight).
2/26/2011 1:22 PM

There was a Jimmy Chitwood in Naismith a couple years ago.  Unfortunately, he was not worth recruting.

2/26/2011 2:11 PM
I just passed on Curtis Curtis. 
2/26/2011 2:14 PM
Hung Wang.
2/26/2011 2:24 PM
Ladies and gentelman.. I present to you.. Fa Kung.
2/26/2011 3:00 PM
Dick Dingus
2/26/2011 3:34 PM
Jeffrey Church...
mainly because he's on Baruch, a (basically) all-Jewish school
2/26/2011 6:17 PM
and i just found a Randy Jackson
and Johnny Hopkins
2/26/2011 6:22 PM
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