None of us will match quietman's description of his attempt to be the feature performer in "Jackass 4." Seriously, quietman, could you PLEASE make sure that several video cameras are recording the event whenever you test a new product? Do you realize how famous you would be if you could put a video of that taser test on YouTube? Or maybe you should go on Mythbusters and volunteer to do a demonstration dispelling any myths about tasers.
Here's another joke which I hope gets a laugh.
An Irishman walks into a New York City bar one Friday night. He is alone but orders three beers. The bartender wonders why he should bring one man three beers at a time, but the Irishman is polite and makes no trouble. He begins returning every Friday and is always alone but always orders three beers. After a few weeks, the bartender brings the beers and says "I am happy to do it, but I am curious. Why three beers at once?" The Irishman replies that he has just moved from Ireland. Back at home, he and his two brothers would go out for a beer every Friday night. He misses Ireland terribly, and ordering three beers makes him feel like he is with his brothers every Friday night. Naturally, everyone thinks the Irishman is a great guy, and he becomes quite popular at this bar. A few months later, the Irishman walks into the bar and only orders two beers. The bar immediately became deathly quiet. As he gently placed two beers on the bar, the bartender said "I hope nothing has happened to either of your brothers."
"Oh, they've never been better," replied the Irishman. "But I told my wife I would quit drinking for Lent."