Ok. My turn to dish out "Pun"ishment...
Guy has severe case of flatulism(uncontrolled farting). And every time he farts it comes out sounding like "HONDA".
So he go's to the doc who sends him to an oral surgeon. The surgeon does his surgery and cures the man.
The man says to the surgeon: " Doc, I am grateful you cured me . But how did the surgery have anything to do with my problem ?
Surgeon says: "What you had was an abscess. I removed the abscess. - Didn't you know that 'Abscess Makes The Fart Go Honda' ?!"