With a tip of the cap to Weird Al Yankovic, everyone sing along to the tune of Green Acres.
Wooden DIII is the place for me.
Tough livin' is the life for me.
Teams spreadin' out so far and wide.
Keep Tarkanian, just give me that Woodenside.
DePauw is where I'd rather stay.
I get nostalgic when I can't play.
I just adore a Rockford view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me New Jersey too.
So long to my wife..
Good bye, real life.
Wooden DIII we are there.