Posted by mojolad on 11/14/2012 8:16:00 AM (view original):And my favorite Bond girl was Pus$y Galore.
Alotta Fagina Plenty O'Toole
Posted by caesari on 11/12/2012 10:43:00 PM (view original): (after a presentation on peacocks at the zoo...) Visitor: “Young man, can I have a word with you? Me: “Certainly, ma’am. How can I help you? Visitor: “I don’t appreciate you using that kind of language in front of my children.” Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, I wasn’t aware I had.” Visitor: “We prefer to call those birds over there pearoosters.” Me: “Um, why?” Visitor: “Because peacock is a bad word! I really don’t think you should be using that sort of language and those dirty words in front of small children!”
(after a presentation on peacocks at the zoo...) Visitor: “Young man, can I have a word with you?
Me: “Certainly, ma’am. How can I help you?
Visitor: “I don’t appreciate you using that kind of language in front of my children.”
Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, I wasn’t aware I had.”
Visitor: “We prefer to call those birds over there pearoosters.”
Me: “Um, why?”
Visitor: “Because peacock is a bad word! I really don’t think you should be using that sort of language and those dirty words in front of small children!”
Posted by colonels19 on 11/15/2012 12:00:00 PM (view original):Posted by caesari on 11/12/2012 10:43:00 PM (view original): (after a presentation on peacocks at the zoo...) Visitor: “Young man, can I have a word with you? Me: “Certainly, ma’am. How can I help you? Visitor: “I don’t appreciate you using that kind of language in front of my children.” Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, I wasn’t aware I had.” Visitor: “We prefer to call those birds over there pearoosters.” Me: “Um, why?” Visitor: “Because peacock is a bad word! I really don’t think you should be using that sort of language and those dirty words in front of small children!” Lol is this a joke or did it actually happen?
Posted by bjaygee on 11/12/2012 11:03:00 PM (view original):To which I hope you responded, "Holy sh*t! Really? D*mn, I'm sorry...I had no f*cking idea...."
Posted by 2chair on 11/15/2012 3:54:00 PM (view original): I knew a teacher once named Richard Head. For real!! "Mr. Head. Why don't we save both of ourselves some time? Give me an F, and I will go sit in detention for the rest of the semester."
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