smarter than Jim Palmer because Palmer never could understand why you play the lines

and smarter than most managers because sabremetrics backs him up

and stylistically awesome, from an abuse the umps viewpoint

is there anything greater than a boring old cucumber sammich picnic being broken up by a fight or a petty crime or a dog off a leash

thats a baseball game when the manager goes postal

its childish and good, like the game itself

love you earl