If I remember right, you also thought Megan Fox was ugly. Pretty sure that if either showed up at your doorstep, you'd splooge on the spot just because a girl finally showed up at your door.
Megan Fox actually is pretty hot. Kate is ugly as **** by comparison.
Then again, Megan Fox is a **** and Kate would probably be much nicer.
Either showing up on my doorstep wouldn't mean anything to me. I already have a hot wife whom I'm sure would be delighted to meet Kate (she feels the same way I do about Megan, though).