It would be cool if the words actually translated to the decision tree. For example, a home run that "barely clears the wall" means something different in the Astrodome than it does in AFC in RL; since ballpark effects are part of the decision tree, that could actually mean something - you could see your park decision in action. Similarly, a description of "leaning into the stands the SS caught the foul ball" would mean something different in Oakland Alameda than in just about any other park. These descriptions would definitely enhance my game experience, although not my participation level (which, after all, is what it's all about).