5/10/2013 1:20 AM
(1) Can you guess the name of my next OL team?
(2) What stadium do you think is appropriate?


pos year and name b pa avg obp slg f/r salary
C 1933 Bill Dickey L 575 .318 .381 .490 A-/A $5,336,490
1B 1931 Chick Hafey R 520 .349 .404 .569 B/D $4,916,283
2B 1992 Chuck Knoblauch R 707 .297 .384 .358 A/C- $5,162,577
3B 1966 Dick Allen R 599 .317 .396 .632 B+/C- $6,756,842
SS 1987 Dick Schofield S 531 .251 .305 .355 A/C- $3,092,063
OF 1984 Chili Davis S 546 .315 .368 .507 C-/B- $4,566,144
OF 1899 Chick Stahl L 705 .351 .426 .493 B/C $6,625,734
OF 1928 Charlie Jamieson L 528 .307 .388 .374 B/B+ $4,035,371
PH 1960 Dick Gernert R 57 .300 .352 .440 B/D- $248,866

 
Role year and name t ip oav whip bb/9 hr/9 salary
SP1 1888 Charlie Buffinton R 499 .213 0.96 1.33 0.13 $17,080,541
SP2 1916 Dick Rudolph R 333 .235 0.97 1.10 0.20 $9,577,166
LA 1908 Charlie Chech R 175 .229 1.03 1.85 0.11 $4,275,198
SA 1987 Rick Reuschel R 50 .230 1.02 1.26 0.18 $1,777,321
SA 1909 Dixie Walker R 39 .217 1.03 1.50 0.00 $1,233,911
SA 1973 Dick Baney R 31 .234 1.04 1.76 0.29 $735,726
CA 1985 Rich Gossage R 79 .226 1.03 1.94 0.11 $2,766,916
mop 1909 Chuck Rose L 28 .330 1.56 2.52 0.36 $200,000

 
5/10/2013 2:03 AM
1)  Chicks with Dicks?
2)  I always like petco for any team just because your team requires less PA's and IP's.
5/10/2013 9:32 AM (edited)
Zubin ! That's pretty crude humor man. Sigh.

Ok, having expressed my obligatory rolling of the eyes at this, let's run with it. A few stadium named might lend themselves to the um...theme here. 

Wrigley Field ? 

Candlestick Park ? 

The Kingdome ? 

The Astrodome ? 

Olympic Stadium (this one's a sleeper as it has the --- sorry Pisa - highest leaning tower in the world)

Tiger Stadium (ahem)

Busch Stadium

Chase Field

The Hump-phrey Metro-dome (this might be our winner as it has at least two double entrendres)

Minute Maid Park 

Target Field

Petco of course



And hopefully anything that happens regarding this team will be Safe-co.

And what, no Dickey Thon ? 



5/10/2013 1:41 PM
Dixie Chicks with lotsa dicks...
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5/11/2013 1:32 AM
Boog!
5/14/2013 3:46 PM
There is a theme league in this....

Give me a couple of days (busy at work) and I'll put it together....

Doctor Seuss' "Fox with Socks" goes transgender.....

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