(1) Can you guess the name of my next OL team?
(2) What stadium do you think is appropriate?

pos	year and name	b	pa	avg	obp	slg	f/r	salary
C	1933 Bill Dickey	L	575	.318	.381	.490	A-/A	$5,336,490
1B	1931 Chick Hafey	R	520	.349	.404	.569	B/D	$4,916,283
2B	1992 Chuck Knoblauch	R	707	.297	.384	.358	A/C-	$5,162,577
3B	1966 Dick Allen	R	599	.317	.396	.632	B+/C-	$6,756,842
SS	1987 Dick Schofield	S	531	.251	.305	.355	A/C-	$3,092,063
OF	1984 Chili Davis	S	546	.315	.368	.507	C-/B-	$4,566,144
OF	1899 Chick Stahl	L	705	.351	.426	.493	B/C	$6,625,734
OF	1928 Charlie Jamieson	L	528	.307	.388	.374	B/B+	$4,035,371
PH	1960 Dick Gernert	R	57	.300	.352	.440	B/D-	$248,866

Role	year and name	t	ip	oav	whip	bb/9	hr/9	salary
SP1	1888 Charlie Buffinton	R	499	.213	0.96	1.33	0.13	$17,080,541
SP2	1916 Dick Rudolph	R	333	.235	0.97	1.10	0.20	$9,577,166
LA	1908 Charlie Chech	R	175	.229	1.03	1.85	0.11	$4,275,198
SA	1987 Rick Reuschel	R	50	.230	1.02	1.26	0.18	$1,777,321
SA	1909 Dixie Walker	R	39	.217	1.03	1.50	0.00	$1,233,911
SA	1973 Dick Baney	R	31	.234	1.04	1.76	0.29	$735,726
CA	1985 Rich Gossage	R	79	.226	1.03	1.94	0.11	$2,766,916
mop	1909 Chuck Rose	L	28	.330	1.56	2.52	0.36	$200,000

1)  Chicks with Dicks?
2)  I always like petco for any team just because your team requires less PA's and IP's.

Zubin ! That's pretty crude humor man. Sigh.

Ok, having expressed my obligatory rolling of the eyes at this, let's run with it. A few stadium named might lend themselves to the um...theme here. 

Wrigley Field ? 

Candlestick Park ? 

The Kingdome ? 

The Astrodome ? 

Olympic Stadium (this one's a sleeper as it has the --- sorry Pisa - highest leaning tower in the world)

Tiger Stadium (ahem)

Busch Stadium

Chase Field

The Hump-phrey Metro-dome (this might be our winner as it has at least two double entrendres)

Minute Maid Park 

Target Field

Petco of course



And hopefully anything that happens regarding this team will be Safe-co.

And what, no Dickey Thon ? 

Dixie Chicks with lotsa dicks...

Boog!

There is a theme league in this....

Give me a couple of days (busy at work) and I'll put it together....

Doctor Seuss' "Fox with Socks" goes transgender.....