SO THIS IS A NOMINATION CEREMONY. MY FIRST NOMINEE IS FOR A SIMPLE REASON. THERE ARE ONLY TWO OPTIONS FOR THIS NOMINEE. IN THE BEST CASE SCENARIO, HE IS A BRAND NEW PLAYER THAT HAS MADE NO EFFORT TO CONTACT ME AT ALL. IN THE WORST CASE SCENARIO, ARFY IS ACTUALLY PLAYING UNDER A FAKE ACCOUNT. WE ALL KNOW THAT I CAN'T MISS A CHANCE TO NOMINATE ARFY, SO JUST IN CASE, MY FIRST NOMINEE IS:
KING_JEREMY
NOW, WE ALL KNOW THAT SOMEONE HAS TO SIT UP THERE WHILE WE ELIMINATE THE UNKNOWN, SO I STUCK MY HAND IN THE BIG BAG OF PEOPLE WHO I HAVE NOT TALKED TO AT ALL THIS GAME AND PULLED OUT
ONSIDE
NO HARD FEELINGS ONSIDE, BUT THE RULES CLEARLY STATE I HAVE TO NOMINATE TWO PEOPLE, NO MATTER WHO I DESIRE TO GET RID OF. WITH THAT, THIS NOMINATION CEREMONY IS OVER.