Have you people not cottoned to the fact that conversations regarding HVAC systems are, year in and year out, ranked among the top 10 most boring conversations known to mankind? HVAC conversations are not quite as boring as conversations about one's vacation trip to the Grand Canyon or (worse) swimming with dolphins off Cape Hatteras, but they are nearly as boring. HVAC conversations are almost as boring as conversations (complete with cell phone pictures) of one's grandchildren or one's hip replacement (mercifully, usually without cellphone pictures).
Stop it! You'll scare off the customers.
Attention HBD Shoppers: It is important you know that in Roy Hobbs World it is always 72 degrees with 15% humidity. In Roy Hobbs World soft sea breezes continiously waft scents of jasmine, honey and insense while gently bending the gleaming green palms and ruffling the leafs of the majestic oaks. In Roy Hobbs World the air is perpetually filled with the soft, lulling songs of lovely mermaids, sea nymphs and Arcadian shepherdesses.