You want to take a number and say "See? 10 is greater than 9.9. 10 is better and, therefore, the MVP." Well, maybe not .1 because you've declared that to be the same. But you know what I mean. The MVP is a vote. While you say "They're all fucktards", that's the way it's done. And those fucktards aren't willing to accept your all-encompassing number. But that's how voting works in this country. People decide what's right for them and cast their vote that way. That's why elections aren't unanimous.