From the movie Caddyshack, in which the character Carl Spackler was played by Arfy. Spackler is inebriated, holding a jug of wine in one hand, and holding a pitchfork with the other. A wide eyes mojolad is pinned against the wall and hoping not to be stabbed by the times of the pitchfork. Spackler is talking:
"...so I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to South Bend, and I get on as a looper on a course on Lake Michigan. A looper, you know, a caddy, a jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Conte, JConte himself. The twelfth son of Mr. Conte. The plaid shorts, the striped shirt, prematurely bald, really striking. So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whiffs on one. Whiffs like Adam Dunn, the Conte. But without the power. So he hits the ball on the next swing, and the ball bounces off the fairway, into a tree, down a storm sewer and probably ended up in Lake Michigan. And do you know what the Conte says? Gunga Galunga gunga gunga-galunga. Couldn't hold his booze, the Conte. So we finish the 18th, and he's gonna stiff me. So I say "Hey, Conte, you know, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, you know, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total GD engine comprehension. And it will kill you." So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.