mojo - so maybe not from your list - and the scene may be a little altered - but try this:
{Scene opens – an underground, cement walled laboratory, very secure looking and impenetrable}
{A group walks into the room and close the heavy door – bhazelwood, noah and dublinuf all blink and attempt to orient themselves. They look up at a wall with calculations and formation diagrams and studies them for a moment.}
bhaz: Gee, the lack of humility before simulation football that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.
norbert: Well thank you, bhaz, but I think things are a little bit different then you and I had feared...
bhaz: Yeah, I know. They're a lot worse.
oriole : Now, wait a second now, we haven't even seen the beta...
Norbert : No, no, oriole, oriole, oriole... let him talk. There's no reason... I want to hear every viewpoint, I really do.
bhaz: Don't you see the danger, norbert, inherent in what you're doing here? Football power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's secret folder marked "Not Porn".
oriole: It's hardly appropriate to start hurling generalizations...
bhaz: If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the football power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of other programmers to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you believed you tested it, and you re-packaged it, and slapped it into the GD website, and now
[bangs on the table]
bhaz: you're selling it, you wanna sell it. Well...
norbert : I don't think you're giving us our due credit. Our programmers have done things which nobody's ever done before...
bhaz: Yeah, yeah, but your programmers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Norbert: Field hockey games. Field hockey games are on the verge of extinction...
bhaz: [shaking his head] No...
norbert: If I was to create a field hockey game on this website, you wouldn't have anything to say.
bhaz: No, hold on. This isn't some game that was obliterated by being isolated to New England girls schools and sub-Himilayan post imperialist national pastimes. Some of these small Olympic sports had their shot, and the sports fanatics of the world selected them for extinction.
norbert: I simply don't understand this attitude, especially from a website developer. I mean, how can we stand in the light of this advancement, and not act?
bhaz: What's so great about this advancement? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call advancement, I call the rape of the football simulation world.
noah: Well, the question is, how can you know anything about an expanding coding language? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? I mean, you have running back positions in these depth charts that indicate specific abilities, you picked them because they look good, but these are positions that have no idea what formation they're in, and they'll gain yardage for themselves, violently if necessary.
norbert: dublinuf, if there's one person here who could appreciate what I'm trying to do...
dubs: The game has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch passes.. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look... Programmers and GD coaches, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?
norbert: [laughing] I don't believe it. I don't believe it! You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is this blood-sucking programmer!
oriole: Thank you.
bhaz: norbert, the kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of football simulation has taught us it's that football innovation will not be contained. Passing and running breaks free, it expands to new formations and crashes through divisions, cleverly, maybe even with improved vision, but, uh... well, there it is.
norbert: [sardonically] There it is.
oriole: You're implying that a group composed entirely of simulation football coaches will... cheat?
bhaz: No, I'm, I'm simply saying that football, uh... finds a way.