Greatest GD Thread in the History of WIS GD Topic

In an office building somewhere in Ohio. An intern is charged with cleaning the mouse pads and is beating all the pads with a computer mouse. Everyone else in the office goes about their business as the higher ups go through trying to help the office become more efficient.

Fox sports: (pushing a trash bin) Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

gd project manager: here's one.

Gd customers: we're not dead.

fox sports: what?

gd project manager: nothing.

Fox sports: five bits.

Gd project manager: here's your five bits.

Gd customers: Were not dead.

Fox sports: they say there not dead.

gd project manager: yes they are.

gd customers: no were not!

gd project manager: well they will be soon, they're very ill, the number of human coaches is way down.

Gd customers: we're feeling better, world populations are on the rise.

gd project manager: no your not you'll be stone dead in a moment.

Fox sports: I can't take them like that, it's against regulations.

Gd customers: We don't want to go into the trash bin!

gd project manager: oh quit being such a baby!

fox sports: I can't take them.

Gd project manager: oh do me a favor.

Fox sports: I can't

Gd customers: we feel fine!

Gd project manager: well can you hang around a few weeks it won't be long?

Fox sports: nah we're busy with plans to scrap HBD.

Gd project manager: well when's your next round?

Fox sports: December.

Gd customers: We think we can get a few world populations up to 50% if we could release a new update to fix a few issues.

Gd project manager: (to Gd customers) your not fooling anyone, Gds current engine is as good as it gets. (To fox sports) look can't you do something.

Gd customers: if we could get a developer chat we'd be happy so happy!

(Fox sports clubs Gd customers over the head).

Gd project manager: thanks very much

Fox sports: not a problem

(Gd project manager throws Gd customers in the trash bin)

gd project manager: see you in December.
8/24/2016 10:32 PM (edited)
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