Posted by MikeT23 on 3/27/2014 1:29:00 PM (view original):
Of course I'm serious. I've already told you that, in 45+ years around ballfields, I've only seen three non-pitchers get hit in the face. My magical powers obviously protect those around me.
And we all know, if MikeT hasn't seen it, it didn't happen.
Of course, Aramis Ramirez, Joe Crede, and possibly (have you ever seen the footage?) Miguel Cabrera have the scars to disagree.