Posted by bad_luck on 3/27/2014 1:42:00 PM (view original):
What about the three that you have seen? I think we have conclusive proof that your magic powers don't work.
9 y/o that couldn't catch a cold in winter. Not worth saving. Maybe, after that, mommy quit forcing him to play. Did him a favor.
A chick. Obviously playing because her boyfriend asked her to. Chances of nailing her were slim due to said boyfriend. **** her.
Drunk dude. Drunk people shouldn't be on a field. The next one could have been a line drive and really caused some damage. Did him a favor.