"Easter Egg #19 - Message: Perhaps you are wondering why I might spend some of my free time setting up this little cyber Easter egg hunt for you all. Well it all began when I was just 30 years old, sitting in my living room and reading the forum on a website called 'WhatIfSports.com.' Thinking back to that time, it seems like only moments ago that I said 'Starr, they are all counting on you. Do not let them down.' But then I thought, 'Are they really expecting me to make an Easter egg hunt for them, or am I just crazy?' I couldn't decide so I asked my imaginary friend, Wacky Walter, and he said I was indeed crazy. But I don't really trust his judgement, so I decided to delve a bit deeper into the matter. Knowing I was not going anywhere for a while, I grabbed a Snickers and began asking the questions all of us ask ourselves when we are unsure of something: 'Who am I? Do I prefer men or women? Why does the platypus lay eggs?' But even in my confused state, one thing was certain: that most likely I preferred women over men.
Finally, I realized, 'Starr, it's not a question of whether or not anyone is expecting you to organize the egg hunt or not, it's a question of if they will like you or not if you DON'T do it. And I think we both know everyone will hate you!' Wacky Walter agreed and so I knew what I had to do. I hope you are enjoying it, please be my friend."