Ummmm . . . not much creeps me out besides bizarres pitches from dafood. We apologize for him. Really we do. Somehow he escaped his cage. We'll investigate and make sure it doesn't happen again. Meantime, Don't join Crash Davis for the recommendations of doctors, lawyers, Persian cats or a chance to date 70 year old women. Join because we are a great group of guys and it's a fun place to hang out and get your fake baseball fix.
And . .. .we're now in color . . .
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