Speaking of goofy messages, how about this one?
Hey Coach, good luck in the Conference Championship tonight - the guys are playing well. According to the latest RPI numbers, we're sitting at #1 - I think we *should* be a lock, win or lose, but hey, you hold fate in your hands...just one more game and we're dancing no matter what the committee thinks!
Again, congratulations and best of luck tonight,
University of North Florida
Um... yeah, I THINK with the #1 RPI we MIGHT sneak into the dance. Along with the recruit messages, the AD messages could use some help as well.