Roy doesn't need you to take a bullet for him or anything, although if you just happen to have a spare bat with a childishly carved lightning bolt on it.....
We need one owner for season 28 to take over a playoff team which has been lovingly cared for the past few years and is in great shape. The
Durham_Bulls in the NL East are a win now team coming off an 86-76 season with the capability to do better. The core is under contract for next season and there are no bad contracts. The highest paid player will make just $7.3M and there are several good players signed for dirt cheap rates. The minors are not a cornucopia of great prospects, but there are still some guys there who will be useful. Among the better players are:
Orlando Navarre
Ezequiel_Bonilla
Bobby_Michaels
Jose_Garces
Cristian_Remlinger
Johnny_Montgomery
Michel Gonzalez
Mariano Mendez
Phillip Pribanic
The ideal new owner will have several seasons of experience, a strong track record of stability and a bribe in the form of a gift card for the commish. Others will be considered.