Update: still need 3. Limited Valentines Day special: sign up and join now and Dilo will send you sonnets all weekend. Help lift the crushing weight of loneliness by joinging our league now.

EDIT: OK, here we're down to needing 3 teams to fill one of the best world's in WIS. So - here's a quick recap: 

Why the Name Erffdogg?  This was a straight MLB themed league, but we renamed it  after long time WIS player Erffdogg, who tragically passed a few years ago in a car accident. There are a lot of us who stay in the league long term as a tribute, but we could use some new blood. 

What's the Tone of the League? Bob Uecker meets Louis C.K.  We like baseball. We like fun. But sometimes we wish other owners in the league would skate into an AIDS tree.

Why Should You Join? Because fake fantasy sports is your thing; because you like telling strangers to suck a bag of d*cks on the chat board after hitting a few Yabbos against them.


OK, I'm In - What Teams are Still Available? 

Arizona Diamondbacks
Why Arizona? Why not? Sure, they've been aggressively mediocre the last 23 seasons under the previous owner, but has enough pieces like Jose Espinosa to either turn into an immediate contender, or to sell off and rebuild as you see fit. Don't tell them I said this, but the other owners in the division are either always drunk or have their head so far up their ***, they can't see what they're doing. And they also have Davisbrian. So, opportunity come in and beat up on the weak kids in class.

Dover Dung Beetles 
OK, if Arizona is aggressively mediocre, Dover is just mediocre. 6 playoffs in 38 season, means you can OWN Dover by bringing a title - free fake fantasy drinks for life. Not gonna lie, this is a .500 team that could use a deft touch. Some young players like Pablo Escobar will help the move to a contender, and the farm system has some good draft picks that are still improving, like Troy Bower. The positive? 83-79 won this division last year.

Wichita Wingnuts
Good owners win with this franchise - good track record of solid, if unstable, ownership. Last owner was good - just couldn't commit to the league. Another team that could go either way - you can rebuild by trading guys like Blaine Milton, Aaron Gload, and Paul Zhang and have the #4 pick in the draft. Or you can reload and make a run

BONUS: I will give anyone who commits to two seasons a third season free. 

So you tell me - why haven't you joined yet? Site mail me or post here, i don't care, just do it already 

Hi again, please join us...

This is an awesome league with a critical mass of long-term owners. Thirty eight seasons with well over half the owners 20+ seasons in. Active bulletin board with committed owners.

Teams available range from rebuilding (with #1 overall pick) to recent playoff squads. Sitemail josepaco for details.

Good luck to whoever took over my D-Backs.

Missed the re-up by accident but then figured my activity level was getting pretty low anyway so I'd bow out.

This is a great league and I'm sure it will keep going strong.

The owner of the Cincinnati franchise left after 19 season in the NL East, the division I shared with him.

This is a rebuild opportunity as the team hit bottom last year giving the new owner the number one pick in this next season's draft.

Yeah cmon people…really fun league.  Long core traditional owners with some great message board action and entertainment

If you join now, I promise you a full weekend of drunken 2 am rant / freestyle posts…..

BRUCE HEARSE

Outstanding league.  I've had offers to join many others but don't want to dilute the feeling of owning in this league.  Bummed to lose a few other owners this year, but new blood is always welcomed!!

Have competed in many leagues, and would put this one at the top of them all.  Skilled owners, good volume of transactions, and good banter on the chat board.  Love the MLB theme, too.

It was an honor to be invited into Erffdog Memorial League a few seasons back. I encourage those looking for a new league to join this fine group. You will get your monies worth simply by the words of wisdom the message board has to offer.

....and the drunken rants of course.

now open to the public

Watch them come swarming in to see the Amazing Mal perform his tricks!

Look at all of these amazing testimonials...Anyone who site mails me and commits to two seasons, I'll personally give you a third season free. There are a couple of contenders here, come win a few titles and see what happens. 

Chip Milton NEEDS you....

This league made its bones while you were banging cheerleaders.