REVISED OPENING DEBATE
based on olympic decathelon
held in an underground fallout shelter somewhere in wyoming
trump walks onto stage with music from wagner...hillary enters with theme from star trek
1. food fight...3 parts
a. eating tomato soup with fork - 5 min. time limit to consume the most
b. eating tacos with chop sticks..no hands...5 min time limit
c. eating mashed potatos - no hands..no utensils....5 min. time limit
2. hop scotch
3. scenes from i love lucy.....trump as ricky ricardo....hillary as lucy
4. baseball stat calculations
no calculaters..abacus or fingers....must figure out batting averages and eras in head
5. fastest finger on button race
6. shooting from holster paint ball...draw on count of 3.
7. favorite sexual fantasies under hypnosis
8. best imitation of the other in spanish
9. spelling bee - supercalifragilisticexbealidocious
10. DHS Citizenship test
closing speechs - to begin 15 minutes after being administered with dental anasthesia