Posted by MikeT23 on 8/17/2016 8:42:00 AM (view original):
NO, I AM CRUSHING YOU ON A DAILY BASIS!!!! ACCEPT DEFEAT AND GO AWAY!!!!
Yup, you're crushing me, you're smarter than me, you're funnier than me, you're stronger than me, you're more handsome than me, you're more everything than me, and your life is infinitely better than mine. If telling yourself those things makes you happy, go right ahead. You can even continue to be a condescending ***** to everyone else for all I care. Just know that **** does fly with me and I'll never let it slide. Besides, it's just so darn easy to rile you up and toy with you. I know you will NEVER let anyone else have the last word, so I anxiously await your funny, intelligent, mature, informative reply.