*By the way, the bit about getting a new puppy is not true. A mistruth, if you will. A little white lie. A big bold faced lie. You do not get a puppy. I am sorry. Of course, if you really want a puppy you can just go get one. They really are very cute. Think about it. A cute little puppy to be your very own four legged companion. It could be very rewarding. A little puppy, who will have cute little puppy barks and who will lick your face and leave little treats on the new rug when you're not watching. Watch where you step.
4/17/2016 2:21 AM (edited)