Alright, so my kicker ended up being my Player of The Game today (that's my season in a nutshell, right there), and here are the stats GD showed for him:
4/4 FG
2/2 XP
7 Punts 32.42857 Avg
What the heck? The game engine couldn't take it out to the 6th decimal place? No bell curve? No standard deviation? No pie charts?
That's it. I'm done GD and its passive-aggressive, nondeterministic, Bernoulli-schlepping B.S.