Help - I Think I'm Being Haunted Topic

Posted by CoachWard95 on 5/4/2016 2:13:00 PM (view original):
Posted by nachopuzzle on 5/4/2016 2:07:00 PM (view original):
Posted by CoachWard95 on 5/4/2016 1:56:00 PM (view original):
Posted by nachopuzzle on 5/4/2016 1:27:00 PM (view original):
Alright, we're finally getting down to it. But before we dive in head first: are ghosts, being crazy, and being dead, each mutually exclusice terms...if not, will our model have to account for them all or just some??? Thanks, looking forward to this.
" are ghosts" Ghost are real its in the bible!
crap, I was really rooting for ghosts to make the cut...but since they're in the bible then they must be bullshit, just like everything else in it.
Want my notes sir? If you give me a chance I can give you my notes and you can start beliving in God!
If the 'notes' of the original beliebers couldn't convince me then I doubt your deranged (and horribly misspelled) take on things will offer any new insight on the matter...in fact it will almost assuredly do the opposite.
5/4/2016 2:30 PM
Posted by the0nlyis on 5/4/2016 2:16:00 PM (view original):
Ghost are real
Christ was born in October

Matthew chapter 14 verse 26 and 27
Christ walking on the water troubled by saing its a ghost
Christ is a holy ghost
blasphemy against the holy ghost you will never have forgivness
Hallowen is dead spirts from grave dead people walking the Earth
Hallowen (day of the dead)
calling up dead people depends on who that person is
dead people can come to the earth
GOd was against people getting dead people tattos
certain dead people are trap on Earth or are punish

december 25 is nimrod God day and week are followed by pagan God
Ghost will tyr to kill you
Ghost faceless woman
whoever preaches any other bible let them be cursed
when a person dies your soul rises.
5/4/2016 2:30 PM
5/4/2016 2:35 PM
LULZ..."G0d was against people getting dead people tattos"...that is F'ing priceless.
5/4/2016 2:35 PM
i am reminded of that south park episode... the unexplained liquid puddle at the dudes feet, haha
5/4/2016 3:21 PM
I always found Ezekiel 23:20 to be pretty interesting... I forgot how it goes though.
5/4/2016 3:38 PM (edited)
I pray for good recruits but god never answers!
5/4/2016 3:39 PM
Posted by Baums_away on 5/4/2016 3:39:00 PM (view original):
I pray for good recruits but god never answers!
Want my notes? I can help you, you have to fasth and pray and belive your gut is telling you the right way. I am on my 2nd fasth and God told me that I can't be into porn or be in a relationship. I also had to waste a good 2 liter of dr pepper because my gut told me to get rid of it when I started my fasth.

Your gut is the voice you hear when you hear something you don't want to hear (Aka God) . Also God is the jealous God not the nice God he is a angry God sometimes. The right way is to go by faith and let faith lead you to what you want and what you are asking for him. Plus I got three Tots in packs yesterday and won a unbelivable draft on fifa, I fasth for a toty didn't get it but what do I do I get three Tots in packs and got to a total of 88,000 coins in the bank. When you pray for something or fasth for something it got to be aligned with your walk with God!
5/4/2016 5:56 PM
An entire 2 liter of Dr. P?? Damn. God's wrath is cruel.
5/4/2016 6:00 PM
Posted by Benis on 5/4/2016 6:00:00 PM (view original):
An entire 2 liter of Dr. P?? Damn. God's wrath is cruel.
Yeah I didn't want to do this 1. God is a jealous God sometimes! +1
5/4/2016 6:03 PM
God is jealous of Dr Pepper? seems strange. how is an all powerful being jealous of a guy who doesn't even exist? maybe because life is so bad, that not existing is better than being all powerful? i dunno, seems far fetched. an angry God, that i can see, because humans are pretty f'd up, as a species, we've done some pretty horrible ****. but jealous? i just don't buy it.
5/4/2016 6:25 PM
Posted by gillispie1 on 5/4/2016 6:25:00 PM (view original):
God is jealous of Dr Pepper? seems strange. how is an all powerful being jealous of a guy who doesn't even exist? maybe because life is so bad, that not existing is better than being all powerful? i dunno, seems far fetched. an angry God, that i can see, because humans are pretty f'd up, as a species, we've done some pretty horrible ****. but jealous? i just don't buy it.
he tells you right up front he's a jealous god. thou shall have no other gods before me...
5/4/2016 6:33 PM
Posted by gillispie1 on 5/4/2016 6:25:00 PM (view original):
God is jealous of Dr Pepper? seems strange. how is an all powerful being jealous of a guy who doesn't even exist? maybe because life is so bad, that not existing is better than being all powerful? i dunno, seems far fetched. an angry God, that i can see, because humans are pretty f'd up, as a species, we've done some pretty horrible ****. but jealous? i just don't buy it.
My fasth is 80 days no soft drinks!
5/4/2016 6:42 PM
Posted by gillispie1 on 5/4/2016 6:25:00 PM (view original):
God is jealous of Dr Pepper? seems strange. how is an all powerful being jealous of a guy who doesn't even exist? maybe because life is so bad, that not existing is better than being all powerful? i dunno, seems far fetched. an angry God, that i can see, because humans are pretty f'd up, as a species, we've done some pretty horrible ****. but jealous? i just don't buy it.
It doesn't matter when you done it. But it matters when you seek the truth, and know the truth also have a relationship with God (or your gut) then you will be punish. I find myself sometimes at peace when I follow what my gut says and i'm just beginning its hard you know not many people can do what I did when I was 20 better yet 21. I cut off all my friends and one family member which (I don't like at all) just to find out my purpose and develop a relationship with God.

Just to think I am on a higher level than all christains. Most pagan preachers don't expose stuff like I did and they don't tell the truth they are state controlled. The highest level of the kingdom is deafeating Satan which my purpose is to create a whole new industry some industry that doesn't sell souls but I am guessing minium wage is what i'll be paying people who is apart of my group.
5/4/2016 7:03 PM
This is brilliant.
5/4/2016 7:21 PM
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