Posted by CoachWard95 on 8/30/2016 9:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by pallas on 8/30/2016 9:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by CoachWard95 on 8/30/2016 8:31:00 PM (view original):
Posted by CoachSpud on 8/30/2016 8:21:00 PM (view original):
ward, I am not spudlicious -- he is my agent. When he isn't posting on these forums he is driving up and down your street, mostly at night. Look for his vehicle, a small black truck is the only clue I can give you. Keep your shades down or he will sent microwaves into your house along with the gamma rays he is already sending. My gut tells me he is ready to do it soon, possibly tonight. He had a talk with Jesus who showed him how to bend the gamma rays right into your computer when you are on Youtube. That is why it always shows the top of your head no matter how you aim your camera. (Didn't you always wonder about that?) My next agent will be Q.eliz, because British royalty have some special powers due to their kineagy through the eons of time and space. Q.eliz will take over for spudlicious when he is taken home in the mother ship. But he will still play HD from the spaceship. Don't let any mosquitos bite you so you don't get Zika. And for god sake don't go near any creeks! Over and out.
Spud just so you know... I don't belive your story one bit... By far I get to test the one thing I have major responsibility in dealing with and am afraid to use it personally. But just so you know I am not afraid to use it after some1 has threaten me. so IN JESUS NAME BE CURSED COACHSPUD!
I'm not going to give this response more seriousness than it's due (which isn't much at all), but Jesus won't curse people just because you proclaim it in his name. It's sort of like praying for people to get maimed or die or something. He doesn't usually honor those prayers.
Source: I've read the Bible.
You don't know anything. Because my prayers get answered. You don't do as much as I do for God's kingdom this is much responibility and am afraid to even consider using this stuff but I will when I am threaten when some social justice warrior tries to attack me or any enemy of mine attacfks me I will use it. Let me ask you this HAVE YOU gave up your job for God? Have you drop out of University school for God or anything? Have you cut off all your friends meaningless friends and family? Well I have buddy I have gave up a job for God kingdom I have drop out of school I have Cut off all my friends and family to get into a deeper 1 on 1 relationship with Christ and God. I am what they call a modern day disciphle just because you read the bible DOESN'T mean you understand it. This thread right here also debunks the theory that I am CoachSpud.
A. Most of this is ridiculous, as are most of your posts. But congratulations, obviously you're getting front row seats in Heaven because of all your sacrificing.
B. If you'd like to talk theology, you can site message me.
P.S. Matthew 6:1-4, Wardo.
8/30/2016 10:23 PM (edited)