of all the analagies you could make, Mikey...you pick figure skating???

I didn't think "the floor exercise" was any more manly.

Almost every "sport" has an easily defined winner/loser. You scored more points or crossed the line first. The ones who have judges are always a little sketchy. Even MMA/boxing have their problems when they go to "the judge's cards". And that's after two dudes beat the crap out of one another.

In truth, "best" anything is a pretty much an argument that can't be proven beyond question. Best NFL team in the last 10 years? I think most would say the Patriots. But I'm pretty sure the Colts won more games.

Mike is a disgruntled Russian

*disgruntles*

Not to mention

Jesse and The Rippers

The Pinheads

Ellen Aim and the Attackers

The Sorels

Since one of their members recently came "out":

Quite the shocker that any of them are gay.