ELEIBOWITZ: no natural center. 112% usage. middle to lower tier rebounding. average ast%. good D. good efg%. rush really has a 2% blk rate? not one of eleibowitz's finest efforts. 44 wins
HOOPSDUDE: took Darrell Armstrong much too early. terry porter was available. iggy is a pig. best season is his 13-14 one (partial mins). backcourt stinks. will get eaten alive in this league. front court is another story. very strong. versatile. definitive skill sets. formidable. and you have a game-changer. 48 wins
SLYMONIUM: usage train. t-mac gums up the works. everybody dishes, but not like pg's. glaring ast deficiency. but this is sly, so, who knows. only drob has a 50% fg standard. this sucks, no matter how good the def is. however, abundant 3's, good ball movement to create open shots, paint and arc combos. high octane... high caliber... 53% of the time. 47 wins
UPTOWN: who the hell is the "brow"? ah, Davis. the dude plays in the slot? didn't know that. well, that makes this squad more than I thought it was at first. the "brow" at SF and the mailman. 1-2 punch in the kidneys. and Jordan in the 2nd round. this is as good a frontcourt as hoops squad. almost sick. alas, uptown comes downtown. f'ks up the guard positions. ward and kawhi do everything except dish. the downfall of this club. 42 wins.
4/13/2015 9:18 AM (edited)