In an office building somewhere in Ohio. An intern is charged with cleaning the mouse pads and is beating all the pads with a computer mouse. Everyone else in the office goes about their business as the higher ups go through trying to help the office become more efficient.
Fox sports: (pushing a trash bin) Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
gd project manager: here's one.
Gd customers: we're not dead.
fox sports: what?
gd project manager: nothing.
Fox sports: five bits.
Gd project manager: here's your five bits.
Gd customers: Were not dead.
Fox sports: they say there not dead.
gd project manager: yes they are.
gd customers: no were not!
gd project manager: well they will be soon, they're very ill, the number of human coaches is way down.
Gd customers: we're feeling better, world populations are on the rise.
gd project manager: no your not you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Fox sports: I can't take them like that, it's against regulations.
Gd customers: We don't want to go into the trash bin!
gd project manager: oh quit being such a baby!
fox sports: I can't take them.
Gd project manager: oh do me a favor.
Fox sports: I can't
Gd customers: we feel fine!
Gd project manager: well can you hang around a few weeks it won't be long?
Fox sports: nah we're busy with plans to scrap HBD.
Gd project manager: well when's your next round?
Fox sports: December.
Gd customers: We think we can get a few world populations up to 50% if we could release a new update to fix a few issues.
Gd project manager: (to Gd customers) your not fooling anyone, Gds current engine is as good as it gets. (To fox sports) look can't you do something.
Gd customers: if we could get a developer chat we'd be happy so happy!
(Fox sports clubs Gd customers over the head).
Gd project manager: thanks very much
Fox sports: not a problem
(Gd project manager throws Gd customers in the trash bin)
gd project manager: see you in December.
8/24/2016 10:32 PM (edited)