1. He's asking you because he thinks you're the most likely to engage him in some retarded retard slap fight.
2. Because, if there's another option, it won't be as easy to engage in some retarded retard slap fight.
MICK!!!
Yeah, MikeT23.
Do you want to engage BL in some retarded retard slap fight?
No, I'm up next inning and I intend use my bat for a change.
Good job, Mick.