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Posted by bret2775 on 8/11/2010 1:38:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/11/2010 1:15:00 PM (view original):
The Elf Polo League does not condone fantasy leagues based on their players and I support that stance.  No thank you.
everyone knows elves can swim so who would come up with something like this?
Elvis can't swim.  Elves do fine in the water. 

And there is no water in polo unless it is water polo.
8/11/2010 2:53 PM
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Why would elves play water polo?  That's just silly.
8/11/2010 3:03 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/11/2010 3:03:00 PM (view original):
Why would elves play water polo?  That's just silly.

oh, but riding a horse whilst trying to whack a ball with a stick is possible, c'mon think about it.

8/11/2010 3:08 PM
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Posted by bret2775 on 8/11/2010 3:08:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/11/2010 3:03:00 PM (view original):
Why would elves play water polo?  That's just silly.

oh, but riding a horse whilst trying to whack a ball with a stick is possible, c'mon think about it.

Like TM hasn't put hours of thought into it already.
8/11/2010 3:10 PM
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Posted by bret2775 on 8/11/2010 3:08:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/11/2010 3:03:00 PM (view original):
Why would elves play water polo?  That's just silly.

oh, but riding a horse whilst trying to whack a ball with a stick is possible, c'mon think about it.

That's the type of thinking that keeps you from Dodge Status.
8/11/2010 3:11 PM
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Posted by bret2775 on 8/11/2010 3:08:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/11/2010 3:03:00 PM (view original):
Why would elves play water polo?  That's just silly.

oh, but riding a horse whilst trying to whack a ball with a stick is possible, c'mon think about it.

The elves invented polo, learn some history.
8/11/2010 3:15 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/11/2010 3:03:00 PM (view original):
Why would elves play water polo?  That's just silly.
Fantasty water polo is pretty much dominated by gnomes, their powerful small legs act like propellers on motorboats. If Elves hate anything, its losing
8/11/2010 3:19 PM
jwelsh1023
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nice kill, herz

8/11/2010 4:49 PM
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He learned that kill technique from me.
8/11/2010 5:07 PM
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thanks
8/11/2010 5:10 PM
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Posted by bret2775 on 8/11/2010 3:08:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/11/2010 3:03:00 PM (view original):
Why would elves play water polo?  That's just silly.

oh, but riding a horse whilst trying to whack a ball with a stick is possible, c'mon think about it.

Elves ride unicorns, not horses, obvi.
8/11/2010 5:13 PM
jwelsh1023
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Getting random thumb regeneration throughout the day is fun.
8/11/2010 5:21 PM
moy23
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I'm pretty sure that mithral armor, although light weight, will sink an elf.
8/11/2010 5:22 PM
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 8/11/2010 5:21:00 PM (view original):
Getting random thumb regeneration throughout the day is fun.
I wouldn't know. Being a prospect is pretty much the equivalent of being ******* in the drinking game *******. Do you want my two best cards?
8/11/2010 5:32 PM (edited)
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Maybe if you started dressing sluttier or stopped talking so much I would let you out of the basement. 
8/11/2010 5:29 PM
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