Prologue
I’m happy to be entering my third WISC tournament. I made the second round in my first two tries, although if memory serves the second time was on a technicality: I finished 25
th in the first round but someone dropped out. That second effort seems to be roughly my level as an owner, as I will point out in my summary below, although I’m on a huge losing streak right now so who knows what my current level is. But this should be fun nonetheless. Thanks to ozomatli for running this. And now, on with the writeup…
Note: summary stats are normalized and for non-filler players only
$70M – Neophytes and Troglodytes
First off, this is definitely my favorite team name of this round. I’ve always liked the word “troglodyte” because it’s one of those words for which the sound made when saying it seems to fit what it’s describing. Other examples include “trudge” and “curmudgeon”.
That having been said, this team is only 20% troglodyte, although I’m guessing that’s going to be typical for this theme. But is it a good team? I think that, for a $70M team, it is. For me, the #1 goal with a low-cap team is to not waste salary. I believe that I got the PAs, IPs, and quality mix about right. This team is definitely low on defense (a theme you will hear oft-repeated in my writeups) and a little skimpy on power, but otherwise pretty solid. My thought is that a $70M
de facto open league team should be able to compete for a championship in a 1980’s single-season progressive, and I think this one could.
I’m not sure what else to say except that I don’t remember ever having used Kevin Maas before, but doing so will allow me to reminisce about his magical summer of 1990, so I’m looking forward to it. And I wonder if Steve Brodie of the Boston Beaneaters is related to the police chief of Amity Island.
5,263 PA, .288/.388/.440
1,333 IP, 1.10 WHIP, .34 HR/9
Projected record: 86-76
$90M – Musial and deGrom, deployed with aplomb
My original name for this team was “deGrom and Musial and the rest are unusual”, but most of the rest aren’t all that unusual. While I don’t use them as often as many others do, Addie Joss and Babe Adams are absolute cookies, and I use the ‘95 Weiss and the ’90 Murray pretty much any chance I get. Besides, Musial and “unusual” only rhyme if you have lazy pronunciation.
The reasons for my titular characters? Well, $9M is way more than I’d normally spend for a position player in a $90M league, so I wanted someone as close to $9M as possible to mitigate the damage. I also wanted someone who could bat near the top of the order and competently play a premium defensive position. Musial seems to check all of the boxes, and should play well in those doubles/triples stadiums that you people always seem to use. The case of deGrom is similar in that $40K/IP was a tad more than I was comfortable spending for a high-IP guy in a $90M league. I also wanted a pitcher’s park, which Sportsman’s is not but Citi is.
To be honest, I’m not sure how I feel about this offense. The presence of the $9M man meant spending less on the rest of the lineup, so something had to go. In this case that something was, much to my chagrin, home run power. This team can get on base (OBP# .421) and hit for some average (AVG# .306), but the .436 SLG# is downright anemic. I dunno. I’m looking forward to seeing how Marwin Gonzalez does. Switch-hitter, plays every position except catcher, and is one of my few guys with power. He might be the key to the team. Daniel Robertson fills a similar role against lefties, but not nearly as well offensively. But their versatility helped me to execute my pitching strategy, where I’m going with an unconventional (for me) 4-man rotation, with a more conventional (again, for me) tandem at the tail end. deGrom should be able to consistently give me 6 innings, Joss and the tandem should each give me 7, and Adams should get me into the 8th. This, and the aforementioned positional flexibility that allowed me to roster the minimum number of hitters, allowed me to fill my bullpen with low-IP guys, who are relatively underpriced. I also used the low-IP-guy strategy for my $70M and $110M teams.
I like my pitching staff just fine, but the potentially impotent offense is making me feel like this may be something like a low 80’s-win team, in which case almost every other team would have to go right for me to advance. In other words, my team name is an outright lie.
5,359 PA, .306/.421/.436
1,374 IP, 1.02 WHIP#, .23 HR/9+
Projected record: 83-79
$110M – Manny being Manny being Manny
So I take it I was supposed to use Tris Speaker then? Actually I did, but only once.
My first thought on how to tackle this one was to find a good relief pitcher who moved around a lot. Maybe one of those 1960’s guys. Because, after all, you need a lot of relief pitchers on your team. But then I thought finding a good value outfielder at a $110M cap. Someone who seriously rakes and doesn’t cost a lot of money. Of course, he wouldn’t play good defense or else he wouldn’t be a good value. Meaning he can only be used in left and right, and the third version would have to be a sub. It turns out that Manny Ramirez is perfect for this. He played for three (actually four, but who’s counting?) original 16 franchises so there are plenty of guys to fill out the rest of the team. He has two amazing ~500 PA seasons that average about $6M per. He has a competent backup version with a third franchise for $1.7M that can be used as a sub for the other two versions. For someone like me who doesn’t care nearly as much as he should about defense, and cares more than he should about home run power, he’s perfect! Except not exactly, because he’s a right-handed hitter, which likely will be a detriment because people tend to overwhelmingly use right-handed pitchers. But as soon as I thought of Manny I stopped thinking about anyone else.
The rest of the offense practically filled itself out. I was going to use Piazza, who I think is also a Manny-esque bargain at this cap, but he would make my lineup too right-handed so I’m platooning Babe Phelps with a surprisingly good switch-hitting 2006 Josh Bard. Speaker mans center between the two Manny statues, and ranges all the way over when a Manny heads behind the wall to relieve himself. My beloved 1990 Murray, plus Alomar, Lake and Boggs round out the infield, and super-sub Dave Hansen fills in at first, third and in the outfield.
Hansen’s versatility allows me to max out the number of pitchers on my roster. With a 3-man rotation of Cy Young, Bernhard (one of the best values in the sim IMO) and Gregg, along with long man extraordinaire Cy Morgan, I have 9 pitching spots left over. I use 8 of these on pitchers with fewer than 45 IP each, which again are good values. The ninth is the excellent 2016 Jansen.
The only decision left is the stadium. I really want to use Fenway, but do I have the PAs (5,467) and IPs (1,450) to do it? I think it’s close, but in a competitive tournament like this one a miss is as good as a mile. I then decided to use The Mistake by the Lake, where Manny played his rookie year. However, despite the rules having been written in such a way that I should’ve been allowed to use it, I wasn’t, so I settled for Dodger Stadium. That sound you just heard was Tris Speaker’s heart breaking. Dozens of them in fact. But only one of them is on my team, so maybe that’s OK.
As you’ve already guessed, I like this team. $110M is probably my favorite cap, and the one at which I’m most comfortable. If this team doesn’t win at least 90 games I’m not moving on. I think it will.
5,467 PA, .334/.427/.526
1,451 IP, .96 WHIP#, .21 HR/9+
Projected record: 91-71
$120M – Johnny 5 and the 7 Dwarfs
Number 5 is alive!!! No disassemble!!! What 1980’s teenager didn’t love themselves some Short Circuit? Johnny 5. Steve Guttenberg. Ally Sheedy. Mmmmmm …...................Ally Sheedy ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OK, I’m back now.
Thinking about Short Circuit (did I mention Ally Sheedy?) is pretty much the only thing I like about this team. As much as I’m unsure about my $90M team, I vote this team most likely to knock me out of the tournament. I don’t know why I feel so much better about $110M caps than $120M. Maybe it’s because $120M seems to be everyone else’s wheelhouse but mine. But in theory my $120M team should be significantly better than my $110M one. OK, maybe not that much better, because this team has a DH. But I spent $5.8M on my DH, so this team should be about $4.2M better. Is it? Doubtful. My $110M team is a normalized .334/.427/.526, with 1451 IP of 1.85 ERC#. This team, minus the $200K guy, is .333/.434/.531 with 1481 IP of 1.81 ERC#. So I’m paying $4.2M for 7 points of OBP#, 5 points of SLG#, 4 points of ERC# and 30 more innings. Really? To quote Billy Joel’s line about Hackensack, “is that all you get for your money?” Maybe it’s not all that you get, but it’s apparently all that I get. Oh, and this team is worse defensively. I don’t understand it. And I played around with other numbers, both for hitting and pitching. Not every number, but a bunch. I suppose this theme is more restrictive than the $110M one, but still. I’m scratching my head.
The more I look at them I don’t even want to talk about these losers. What on God’s green earth is an Otis Climber? Whatever it is, it’s getting like 250 primetime PAs on this pathetic squad. He’s been used a grand total of twice in open league history, and I’m handing him a significant role on a $120M What If Sports Championship tournament team. Awesome. Hey, let’s play the ’77 Singleton full time in center field! Great idea! Oooh, the 1987 Kal Daniels who I loved in real life but always sucks for me in the sim? Sign him up! I’ve never used the 2017 Altuve. This seems like a great place to try!
I’ll end this diatribe by pointing out that, often times, I have a player on a team who always reminds me of something…like a line from a song or a movie or something…and every time I see that name I repeat that line in my head. For example, whenever I see the name of Kris Medlen I think “I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those Medlen kids!” With this team that will undoubtedly happen with the 1927 Pid Purdy. Every time I look at this roster I’ll think “…he got a real purdy mouth…” Which seems appropriate somehow.
6,178 PA, .333/.434/.531
1,481 IP, .99 WHIP#, .21 HR/9
Projected record: 76-86
PS – surprisingly, in the owner poll, people are generally more confident in their $110M teams than in their $120M teams. I have no idea whether this should make me feel better or worse.
$130M – Savages in the Box
I just wish I were allowed to put the expletive in front of it…
Finally, a theme I can fully get behind: a post-1920’s theme. You see, I like home runs. Home runs are hard to come by in WifS land, largely because of deadball era pitchers. But this theme will have no deadball pitchers (right now you’re probably thinking: “Thanks, Captain Obvious!”) But given the constraints of this theme, and the one that will follow next round for those who advance, home runs will likely be suppressed as much as is humanly possible for a non-deadball theme. So what’s a dinger-loving owner to do? Throw up his hands and build a doubles-triples team like everyone else is likely to do? Heck no! Let’s try to hit some homers! Let’s use Bennett Park, where longballs are encouraged and triples go to die. Let’s use enough platoons that we can average about 20 HRs per position without going over 24 for any one player, in case we somehow qualify for Round 2. I haven’t yet attempted a Round 2 roster, but I’m fairly certain that I’m not going to have a problem with the 8-player home run floor of 25. After all, the ’76 Morgan hit 27, and I’m sure I can put together a 4-man outfield such that my shortstop will be allowed to be a slap-hitter.
But is this a good enough team that I can advance in the tournament? After all, I’m not completely confident in my $90M and $120M squads, so there’s not much room for error here. I think it is. Normalized .335/.446/.519 seems pretty good to me, these guys can play more than a modicum of defense, and I spent $66.1M on pitching which seems about right. I used my patented 3-man tandem with each duo alternating handedness in an attempt to thwart platoons. I have never tested whether this works but for some reason I enjoy it. I only drafted 1,450 innings, which seems on the low side, but I’m hoping that the salary spent means that I’ll have enough. The key to the staff is probably the ’26 Ehmke, who is not good enough to be proficient at this cap but who will hopefully eat just enough low-leverage innings to get the job done. It’s a risk, but one worth taking IMO.
Similar to my $110M team, this one needs to win 90+ for me to have a shot to advance. I’m cautiously optimistic that this team will “tighten this $#!% up” and get the job done.
5,611 PA, .335/.446/.519
1,450 IP, .95 WHIP#, .22 HR/9
Projected record: 93-69
Variable Cap – 166 Giant Cardinals and erstwhile Browns
“Erstwhile” is another of my favorite words.
I am out of my element when I play at higher caps, which is why I almost never do. I’m not even comfortable at 140, let alone 160+. But I really, really like this team. And the key to me is Silver King. Once you realize that his Browns were actually the Cardinals franchise I’m not sure that there has ever been a theme where it was more obviously advantageous to use him. A high cap where you want to limit the number of impact players that you need to use so as to maximize your salary cap. Throw in his teammate, the lights-out Elton Chamberlain, and the Cardinals/Browns was a no-brainer. The only question was whether to go Cards-only or to add a second franchise. I tried a St. Louis only squad at $170M but I like this Cards/Giants team better even though it’s $4M cheaper. Adding Barry Bonds to Rogers Hornsby gives me two .500+ OBP guys, which is nice, and Christy Mathewson’s ability to give me about 5 innings every other day opposite King will be much appreciated.
I really don’t know how many PAs and IPs are necessary at this sort of cap level. I find it difficult to imagine that in a non-DH league I’ll need more than the 6,038 non-filler PAs that I drafted, and .351/.443/.578 seems pretty awesome. Similarly, I have to think that 1,645 innings at 1.59 ERC# will get the job done. I’m going to be seriously disappointed, and in serious trouble, if this team doesn’t win 95 games.
PS – I put together a Yankees-only $167M team that would’ve been a ton of fun to have entered as a second team using new Yankee Stadium. The 305 HRs (including 1920 Ruth) and normalized .345/.448/.616 would’ve been most excellent, but I’m not sure if the 1,707 IP of 1.84 ERC# would’ve prevented enough runs to win consistently. But I would’ve loved the opportunity to have tried.
6,038 PA, .351/.443/.578
1,645 IP, .93 WHIP#, .15 HR/9+
Projected record: 97-65
Epilog (intentional misspelling courtesy of 1970’s television)
I’d put my 90% confidence interval of where I’ll rank at the end of this round of the tourney at between 18
th and 30
th place. In other words, I think it’s a coin toss as to whether I’ll advance. It’ll be fun finding out.
One final note: one of the reasons that I've remained stubbornly committed to drafting players who hit home runs, besides being inherently stubborn and liking home runs, is that I've always felt that as owners use fewer and fewer players who hit homers eventually people will try to cheat on home run prevention for their pitchers. Reading the previous writeups this appears to be happening. We'll see how much this helps me, if at all.