Hey GM types. Join up with a great league, great owners, no drama, great competition. Capra is highly recommended by 9 of 10 dentists.
Last season’s World Series was won by a first-year-with-Capra owner. You could duplicate that. Think how cool that virtual WS trophy will look on your fireplace mantel!!
A fireplace mantel is not related to Micky Mantle, by the way. In case you were wondering.
And Buzz Capra is not related to Buzz Aldrin or Buzz Lightyear. Neither of those guys even came close to sniffing the major leagues while Capra was a decent big league thrower who had a terrific ‘74. That season he threw 217 innings in 39
appearances. 27 of those were starts. 11 of THOSE were CGs! He was 16-8 for the Braves that season, with a 2.28 league-leading ERA. Studly stuff.
For most of that season the Braves were skippered by Eddie Mathews, HOF’er. Hank Aaron played on that team. He’s a HOF’er, too….in case you were unfamiliar with the name. Dusty Baker, Future HOF’er, played CF for Atlanta that season. He and The Hammer both slugged 20 HRs that season! That’s 3 Hall of Famers on that team.
But wait! There’s more!!!
Phil “Knucksie” Neikro threw 302 innings for the Braves that season and lead the league with 20 wins!
Hey…..He’s in the Hall, too.
Neikro hit 7 homers in his career while Aaron, Baker and Mathews combine for the piddly total of 1509 homers. Aaron hit 755 of those….Baker/Mathews 754!! How cool and symmetrical is that?? Those figures are nearly equal…if the math escapes you.
Combined, Aaron and Capra hit 755 homers in their careers. Pretty neat. Niekro, Mathew’s and Baker hit 761! They win that best ball competition!
Steve Busby had 70 MLB wins, did you know that? And you know what else? His nickname was “Buzz!”
All of that means that some powerful force in the baseball universe wants you to join Capra! You can hear it whispering to you right now! You know you want to!
So join up already!
Phil Niekro would be dang proud of you. Do it for Knucksie!
5/12/2024 10:12 AM (edited)