Best Player Names Topic

05nomar05
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I have a guy named Peaches. Poor bastard gets picked on in the dugout.
12/10/2008 2:20 PM
sol_phenom3
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I think Hades Christman is a pretty good name...

Slash Raines isn't too terrible either.

But this guy is probably the best guy I have [namewise] Bubbles Borders
12/10/2008 5:15 PM
erffdogg
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Banjo Cannon
12/10/2008 5:23 PM
soursurfer
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I like Sticky Whiteside (Houston Colt .45s, Hardball Central)
12/10/2008 5:23 PM
sol_phenom3
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Quote: Originally posted by erffdogg on 12/10/2008Banjo Cannon

You should get that-I mean him-patented.
12/10/2008 5:26 PM
erffdogg
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would be fun to shoot banjos out of a cannon.
12/10/2008 5:28 PM
erffdogg
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Guy White
12/10/2008 5:28 PM
domiisgod
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I have Wally Wall.
12/10/2008 5:37 PM
kneeneighbor
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Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States of America.

http://www.whatifsports.com/HBD/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=1761262
12/10/2008 6:13 PM
jonboynky
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I present to you Dicky Dong
12/11/2008 6:33 AM
jimmystick
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It's not spelled correctly, but I just noticed this guy this morning:

Don Wan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Juan
12/11/2008 11:42 AM
FW_Kekionga
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In the Cobbfather draft we had Shooter Bush show up.
12/11/2008 2:00 PM
madmuldoon
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Peter Dong

Used to be in the porn industry
12/11/2008 2:11 PM
kgmakai
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This might be the best of all..

Robb Cradle, the number one pick in the draft last season

http://www.whatifsports.com/HBD/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=2191163
12/12/2008 3:00 PM
mhulshult
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I'm reading through these names in a quiet office and cracking up! I'm beginning to attract a crowd. Hilarious thread.
12/12/2008 3:07 PM
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