Best Player Names Topic

ndurbin
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Well b/w my two teams I have:
Rabbit Belle
Kid Douglas
Jumob Amezega
Fonzie Donetello
Bum Coomer
Red Cooke
Harpo Clinton
Charles Charles
Hades Griffith
Banana Cook
Kirk Gibson
Nipsey Brand
Out of work pornstars turned RL players:
Peter Stone
Thumper Wright
Dick O'Toole
Orel Piper
1/28/2007 1:16 PM
infamy
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Bill Crosby
1/28/2007 2:55 PM
mgrieshop
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A pitcher in rookie ball named Dude Strange.
1/28/2007 9:56 PM
sanderbear
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Delanor Goldman, my AA closer.
I had an Iago Aldridge in Season 1, but he was a sucky A-ball pitcher and I wavied him.
I like the old-fashioned names, like Bubbles, Bingo, Banjo, etc., but I sort of wish there were more Daves, Steves and Jims. The odds of there being multiple Iagos in minor-league ball seems pretty slim.
1/29/2007 12:56 AM
kahrtmen
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Buzz Dykhoff is toiling away for me in HiA.
1/29/2007 1:06 AM
tecwrg
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A bit off-topic, but one of my AAA teams has two pitchers named Todd Brooks. One is a -handed black guy, the other is a right handed white guy.
Last season I had them as one set of A/B pitchers in a tandem rotation in AA. It was great for local promotions when the "Brooks Brothers" were scheduled to pitch that night.
This season, they're both long relievers.
1/29/2007 5:36 AM
tooly_mctool
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just picked up a Harry Colon off the waiver wire.
1/29/2007 10:07 AM
camp
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I've got some medicine that might clear that up for you . . .
1/29/2007 10:59 AM
mitchrapp
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Quote: Originally Posted By camp on 1/29/2007
I've got some medicine that might clear that up for you . . .
And you just happen to have that medicine - LOL
1/29/2007 11:19 AM
raucous
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I have Dick Sparks.
1/29/2007 11:27 AM
sanderbear
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In the Musial league, there are (at least) two pitchers named Don Satou -- I have one. I also have SS Dennys Saitou.
1/29/2007 1:15 PM
ajblair
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I have a AA reliever named Harry Picasso...
1/29/2007 1:35 PM
lccooler
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just got a team with gary coleman. too bad he's 6'0.

http://www.whatifsports.com/HBD/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=810640
1/29/2007 6:44 PM
firechief
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I've got a Pedro Johnson. Unfortunately, he's not a pitcher.
I've also got Terry Fox, who can't run worth a damn.
1/29/2007 8:02 PM
GrandWiz
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Just signed Homer Nation, a flyball relief pitcher. There will always be room for his 77 durability and 45 stamina in my low minors, no matter how many gopher balls he serves up.
1/31/2007 6:35 PM
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