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mike45
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Quote: Originally Posted By zovakozi1 on 1/28/2007
Banana Puffer
Footsie Van Hatten
Banana Puffer? no way. I have a Banana Mientkiewicz but Banana Puffer is the gayest name I've ever heard.
2/6/2007 2:38 PM
letchkins
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Best I've got it Homer Simpson as my AAA mopup guy.
2/6/2007 3:45 PM
tommy_cian
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Quote: Originally Posted By tecwrg on 12/06/2006
And I had two guys named Todd Brooks pitching together in a tandem in AA. One was black and -handed, the other was white and right-handed.
Like Bobby M. Jones, the black hander and Bobby J(?) Jones white righ hander for the mets, they also pitched against each other when 'M' was in Colorado (I think).
2/6/2007 4:09 PM
ericbergson
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I have a Wilfredo Wilfredo. Or is it Wilfredo, Wilfredo?
2/6/2007 4:22 PM
letchkins
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oh man i just found a gem. the 1st overall pick in our first season was Little, Dick... a never signed pitcher.
2/7/2007 9:17 AM
doublec
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My best is ML bullpen man Stuffy McFeely
2/7/2007 10:01 AM
crickett13
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I have a AA RP named Banjo Worell.
2/7/2007 3:23 PM
edwzipper
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In a new league we have Pepper Plant.
2/8/2007 2:03 AM
tecwrg
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Groucho Ramirez
Groucho Mulder
Bubbles Kroon
and . . .
Jimmy Page
2/22/2007 8:44 PM
badgercf
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I had to resurrect this old thread after reading about this guy in the new Clemens World: Heinie Rekar. The punchlines are all yours.
7/20/2007 3:58 PM
tndsweet
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Thanks for bringing this thread up...I've been laughing so hard!!
7/20/2007 4:07 PM
pb15
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I have a gas can releiver named Hades Rath.
7/20/2007 4:07 PM
div1991
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Same here this thread is great.

I don't have too many guys with good names but I do have two real players in my franchise... I've got Shawn Estes (real life former mets pitcher) and Fernando Martinez (top mets prospect.) But to be honest, I just signed Martinez as an international guy only because of his name.


A name that was mentioned earlier, Dick O'tool got me laughing so hard. Little, Dick was pretty great too.
7/20/2007 9:15 PM
jwperry
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I had Harry Peters at one point
7/20/2007 9:24 PM
sanderbear
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Where do you think WIS found names like Iago, Delanor, Yorvitt, etc.?
Are those names anywhere in real minor league baseball?
7/21/2007 12:21 AM
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