Rather than that, I say ... leave "coach" out of this. Clearly, he knows nothing about it, and if we start asking him why he lost the cord on the videos of Uncle Al turning two -handed, he's going to start getting paranoid like Eddie Murphy in "Bowfinger."
Here's what we need ... we need to have a Whatifsports user in San Diego show up at one of uncleal's ballgames with a video camera and offer to shoot the footage right then and there.