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1/16/2018 2:12 PM
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PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
02-03 Ben Wallace* 37 2/4 0/0 1/2 5 18 5 4 3 2 5 5
16-17 Karl-Anthony Towns* 35 10/18 0/1 2/2 2 9 4 2 1 4 6 22
05-06 Steve Nash* 33 10/20 4/11 7/7 0 1 9 0 1 6 1 31
05-06 Andrei Kirilenko* 33 9/16 2/3 2/4 2 4 5 2 5 1 4 22
90-91 Charles Barkley* 28 11/19 2/5 4/4 2 7 4 1 1 2 6 28
07-08 Jason Kidd 12 4/6 1/2 0/0 0 1 4 0 0 1 0 9
00-01 Dikembe Mutombo 12 1/3 0/0 0/0 2 6 1 1 0 1 2 2
05-06 Carlos Boozer 11 1/2 0/0 0/0 0 0 2 0 0 2 2 2
96-97 Kenny Smith 11 0/3 0/1 2/2 0 1 4 0 0 0 2 2
82-83 Adrian Dantley 11 4/7 0/0 3/4 1 1 0 0 0 2 5 11
05-06 Ron Artest 9 1/4 0/0 2/2 0 0 2 0 2 1 0 4
12-13 Donatas Motiejunas 7 2/8 1/5 1/1 0 3 0 1 0 1 5 6
TOTALS 55/110 10/28 24/28 14 51 40 11 13 23 38 144
50.0% 35.7% 85.7%
Trusted the Process
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
98-99 Jason Kidd* 40 7/14 0/2 12/12 3 12 9 1 3 3 4 26
05-06 Lamar Odom* 37 5/9 0/1 11/13 0 9 9 0 2 6 6 21
16-17 Karl-Anthony Towns* 37 13/24 1/5 10/14 2 8 2 3 1 4 1 37
05-06 Steve Nash* 35 10/17 5/6 5/6 1 3 11 0 1 6 2 30
95-96 Dennis Rodman* 26 1/2 0/0 3/4 3 8 2 1 0 0 4 5
98-99 Dell Curry 18 5/9 1/2 3/3 0 4 1 0 3 1 1 14
15-16 Jon Leuer 15 4/7 0/1 2/3 1 4 1 1 2 0 1 10
74-75 Tom Boerwinkle 14 1/2 0/0 0/2 0 4 6 0 0 0 2 2
07-08 Sasha Vujacic 14 5/9 2/2 0/0 0 1 0 0 3 0 1 12
10-11 Vince Carter 3 2/2 1/1 0/0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 5
TOTALS 53/95 10/20 46/57 10 53 43 6 15 20 23 162
55.8% 50.0% 80.7%
1/16/2018 5:20 PM
Offense: Up Tempo
Defense: Half Court (0)
Offense: Half Court
Defense: Half Court (0)
Bo Knows
OFF
Swish Fish
DEF
PG B. Davis
100%
K. Middleton
100%
SG T. McGrady
100%
C. Paul
100%
SF B. Outlaw
100%
J. Smith
100%
PF N. Jokic
100%
A. Mourning
100%
C B. Biyombo
100%
A. Stoudemire
100%
Swish Fish
OFF
Bo Knows
DEF
PG C. Paul
100%
B. Davis
100%
SG K. Middleton
100%
T. McGrady
100%
SF J. Smith
100%
N. Jokic
100%
PF A. Stoudemire
100%
B. Biyombo
100%
C A. Mourning
100%
B. Outlaw
100%
12:00 Bo Knows inbounds the ball. 30 - 32
11:44 Nikola Jokic buries a jumper from 3 ft. 32 - 32
11:29 32 - 32 Chris Paul misses long on a 3 pointer from the left corner.
11:28 Bismack Biyombo gathers the rebound. 32 - 32
11:19 Baron Davis is fouled by Amare Stoudemire on the floor. Foul #2 on Amare Stoudemire, team foul #1. 32 - 32
IN: W. Frazier
OUT: N. Jokic
IN: B. Barry, J. Johnson
OUT: A. Stoudemire, K. Middleton
Bo Knows
OFF
Swish Fish
DEF
PG W. Frazier
100%
B. Barry
100%
SG B. Davis
100%
C. Paul
100%
SF T. McGrady
100%
J. Smith
100%
PF B. Outlaw
100%
J. Johnson
100%
C B. Biyombo
100%
A. Mourning
100%
Swish Fish
OFF
Bo Knows
DEF
PG C. Paul
100%
W. Frazier
100%
SG B. Barry
100%
B. Davis
100%
SF J. Johnson
100%
T. McGrady
100%
PF J. Smith
100%
B. Biyombo
100%
C A. Mourning
100%
B. Outlaw
100%
11:06 Walt Frazier scores on the jumpshot from 13 ft on a nice dish from Tracy McGrady. 34 - 32
10:48 34 - 32 James Johnson can't connect on the driving attempt from close range.
10:47 Tracy McGrady clears the rebound. 34 - 32
10:35 Tracy McGrady is fouled on the runner from the right block. Foul #1 on James Johnson, team foul #2. 34 - 32
IN: A. Gilmore, S. Pippen, N. Jokic
OUT: B. Outlaw, B. Biyombo, B. Davis
IN: T. Hardaway
OUT: C. Paul
Bo Knows
OFF
Swish Fish
DEF
PG W. Frazier
100%
B. Barry
100%
SG S. Pippen
100%
T. Hardaway
100%
SF T. McGrady
100%
J. Smith
100%
PF N. Jokic
100%
A. Mourning
100%
C A. Gilmore
100%
J. Johnson
100%
Swish Fish
OFF
Bo Knows
DEF
PG T. Hardaway
100%
W. Frazier
100%
SG B. Barry
100%
T. McGrady
100%
SF J. Smith
100%
S. Pippen
100%
PF J. Johnson
100%
N. Jokic
100%
C A. Mourning
100%
A. Gilmore
100%
10:35 Tracy McGrady makes FT 1 of 2. Tracy McGrady misses FT 2 of 2. 35 - 32
10:34 35 - 32 Tim Hardaway gathers the rebound.
10:21 35 - 32 Josh Smith is fouled by Artis Gilmore on the floor. Foul #2 on Artis Gilmore, team foul #1.
IN: B. Biyombo
OUT: N. Jokic
Bo Knows
OFF
Swish Fish
DEF
PG W. Frazier
100%
B. Barry
100%
SG S. Pippen
100%
T. Hardaway
100%
SF T. McGrady
100%
J. Smith
100%
PF B. Biyombo
100%
J. Johnson
100%
C A. Gilmore
100%
A. Mourning
100%
Swish Fish
OFF
Bo Knows
DEF
PG T. Hardaway
100%
W. Frazier
100%
SG B. Barry
100%
T. McGrady
100%
SF J. Smith
100%
S. Pippen
100%
PF J. Johnson
100%
B. Biyombo
100%
C A. Mourning
100%
A. Gilmore
100%
10:07 35 - 34 Josh Smith slams it on a nice dish from Tim Hardaway.
9:45 Bismack Biyombo's one-handed shot is rejected by Josh Smith. 35 - 34
9:44 35 - 34 Brent Barry takes down the rebound.
9:25 35 - 34 James Johnson's floater in the lane is rejected by Artis Gilmore.
9:24 Artis Gilmore comes up with the rebound. 35 - 34
9:01 Artis Gilmore makes the open jumper. 37 - 34
2/4/2018 12:39 PM
why the actual f--- are we swapping Jokic and Biyombo out 4 times in 3 minutes? why are they on the court at the same time when Biyombo is only slotted behind Jokic and not at any other position?

PLLEAASSSSEEEEEEE fix the substitution log-- ah jesus, nevermind...
2/4/2018 12:42 PM
Everything from shots taken to turnovers to fg%...at least I took some fts, but this makes no sense.

Mamba Island
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
07-08 Kobe Bryant* 38 2/11 0/6 13/14 3 8 5 3 1 6 2 17
90-91 David Robinson* 38 5/9 0/0 3/3 2 11 1 1 2 6 4 13
09-10 Rajon Rondo* 35 3/6 0/0 3/6 1 1 5 0 4 2 3 9
07-08 Marcus Camby* 33 3/11 0/1 2/4 2 7 1 2 2 3 5 8
12-13 Blake Griffin* 31 9/14 1/1 2/5 1 5 3 1 2 4 2 21
12-13 Larry Sanders 25 5/10 0/0 0/0 4 12 0 1 0 1 0 10
10-11 Ryan Anderson 17 3/10 3/7 2/2 2 3 1 0 0 3 1 11
16-17 Kyle Anderson 13 0/2 0/0 0/0 0 3 1 1 0 2 0 0
10-11 Delonte West 5 2/4 1/2 0/0 0 1 2 1 1 1 1 5
87-88 Sedale Threatt 4 1/1 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
TOTALS 33/78 5/17 25/34 15 51 19 10 12 28 18 96
42.3% 29.4% 73.5%
2/13/2018 9:24 AM
Play the percentages
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
14-15 DeAndre Jordan* 40 7/13 0/0 1/6 5 15 2 3 1 4 4 15
08-09 Chris Paul* 38 11/21 2/5 2/2 0 3 10 0 5 5 4 26
75-76 Bobby Jones 31 5/14 0/0 1/2 5 9 3 1 1 4 2 11
15-16 Hassan Whiteside 30 4/6 0/0 0/0 2 7 1 5 0 3 1 8
09-10 Jason Kidd 28 1/4 0/2 3/3 0 4 10 0 2 5 0 5
16-17 Kevin Durant* 26 5/13 2/6 0/0 0 6 3 3 1 2 0 12
13-14 Kawhi Leonard* 25 5/11 1/2 0/0 1 6 2 0 2 3 3 11
10-11 Dwight Howard* 22 7/12 0/1 3/3 3 7 0 2 0 3 6 17
TOTALS 45/94 5/16 10/16 16 57 31 14 12 29 20 105
47.9% 31.3% 62.5%
Seocnd Best Ballers
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
90-91 Michael Jordan* 38 11/23 0/1 10/10 3 5 1 2 4 2 3 32
04-05 Kevin Garnett* 37 8/15 0/0 6/6 2 14 8 1 3 3 2 22
12-13 Kevin Durant* 36 8/15 2/4 5/6 3 9 3 0 2 2 0 23
08-09 Chris Paul* 35 3/11 0/3 0/1 0 4 8 0 6 4 2 6
14-15 Anthony Davis* 29 8/14 0/0 6/6 3 11 3 5 1 0 1 22
12-13 Tim Duncan 27 4/12 0/0 2/2 0 1 3 2 1 3 2 10
13-14 Kawhi Leonard 22 1/4 0/2 1/2 0 3 2 0 1 1 0 3
89-90 Maurice Cheeks 10 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 0
82-83 Kevin Porter 3 0/1 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
83-84 David Thompson 1 0/1 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
14-15 Jeremy Evans 1 0/0 0/0 0/0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
11-12 Cole Aldrich 1 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
TOTALS 43/96 2/10 30/33 12 49 31 10 20 15 11 118
44.8% 20.0% 90.9%


Pretty much garbage all the way around for my team....
8/12/2018 2:39 PM
Great example of why I am essentially done here. Shooting, turnovers and FTs basically nonsense.

I don't need the -30 fta games and +15 TO games for no reason. In one league a guy has drafted 1900+ PF and 2500 ftas. He is actually ahead in the FT battle for the season after 70 games.

So yeah this just isn't my thing to see this crap every day. Add to that the lack of new players! I would join a new player league today if they were out. But they are not. No improvements to the sim and we know none will be coming along the pike.
8/12/2018 2:48 PM
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
89-90 Karl Malone* 40 15/23 0/0 18/21 1 10 6 0 0 2 4 48
57-58 Bill Russell* 37 6/11 0/0 0/3 4 12 1 1 2 2 2 12
01-02 Kerry Kittles* 34 7/14 0/1 4/4 2 5 3 1 1 0 1 18
06-07 Steve Nash* 32 8/17 2/4 7/7 1 5 10 0 0 3 3 25
15-16 Marvin Williams* 30 3/10 0/4 3/3 0 6 2 4 0 0 3 9
93-94 Nate McMillan 23 1/2 0/0 1/2 1 2 3 0 1 1 1 3
09-10 Jamario Moon 12 0/2 0/2 0/0 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0
13-14 Al Horford 10 3/6 0/0 0/0 2 4 0 0 0 2 1 6
88-89 Roy Tarpley 8 4/5 0/0 1/1 6 7 1 0 1 1 0 9
13-14 Jimmer Fredette 7 0/0 0/0 2/2 0 0 5 0 1 2 1 2
15-16 Rasual Butler 5 0/3 0/1 0/0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0
75-76 Nate Thurmond 2 1/1 0/0 1/1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 3
TOTALS 48/94 2/12 37/44 17 52 34 9 6 14 16 135
51.1% 16.7% 84.1%
Average Shaq Team
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
09-10 Gerald Wallace* 40 11/22 2/3 1/2 3 7 3 1 1 0 1 25
07-08 Deron Williams* 39 7/12 1/2 0/0 0 4 18 0 1 3 4 15
00-01 Shaquille O'Neal* 39 15/24 0/0 3/5 3 8 7 1 0 1 6 33
81-82 Buck Williams* 35 8/14 0/0 1/3 4 17 0 0 1 3 5 17
76-77 Swen Nater 22 9/16 0/0 4/4 2 8 0 1 3 2 4 22
09-10 Chris Andersen* 20 1/1 0/0 0/0 2 2 3 2 1 0 6 2
08-09 Bruce Bowen 19 2/4 1/2 0/0 0 2 1 0 0 0 1 5
76-77 Bob Weiss 9 0/1 0/0 0/0 0 0 4 0 2 0 1 0
94-95 Michael Adams 8 2/4 2/4 0/0 0 0 2 0 0 2 2 6
12-13 Shelvin Mack 6 1/2 1/2 0/0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 3
98-99 B.j. Armstrong 3 1/2 1/1 1/2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 4
TOTALS 57/102 8/14 10/16 14 48 41 5 10 11 31 132
55.9% 57.1% 62.5%


8/12/2018 2:51 PM
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
09-10 Gerald Wallace* 38 8/18 1/4 1/1 2 7 1 4 6 4 4 18
07-08 Deron Williams* 38 8/13 4/5 0/0 1 3 14 0 3 6 4 20
00-01 Shaquille O'Neal* 36 15/26 0/0 5/9 0 5 6 0 2 3 5 35
81-82 Buck Williams* 36 8/12 0/0 1/2 3 9 1 2 2 9 4 17
76-77 Swen Nater 26 5/9 0/0 0/0 0 4 3 1 0 0 3 10
09-10 Chris Andersen* 20 0/0 0/0 1/4 1 6 0 0 2 0 2 1
08-09 Bruce Bowen 18 1/1 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 2
76-77 Bob Weiss 11 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 1 2 0 2 1 0 0
12-13 Shelvin Mack 8 1/5 0/0 0/0 0 3 0 0 1 2 1 2
94-95 Michael Adams 7 0/1 0/0 0/0 0 0 3 0 1 1 1 0
98-99 B.j. Armstrong 3 1/1 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2
TOTALS 47/86 5/9 8/16 7 38 31 7 20 26 25 107
54.7% 55.6% 50.0%
BatSwats&BaldSpots
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
78-79 Moses Malone* 41 10/23 0/1 8/8 3 15 2 1 3 5 2 28
96-97 Mookie Blaylock* 37 3/10 2/6 5/5 0 4 10 1 6 4 0 13
68-69 Jerry Lucas* 37 6/11 0/1 7/8 2 10 4 1 3 0 2 19
77-78 Bobby Jones* 29 3/6 0/0 9/10 1 2 4 1 0 4 2 15
07-08 Manu Ginobili* 28 10/14 3/5 8/8 1 2 3 0 3 4 5 31
95-96 Sarunas Marciulionis 12 3/3 1/1 0/0 1 1 0 1 0 1 1 7
92-93 Larry Smith 11 0/3 0/0 0/0 2 5 0 0 0 0 1 0
97-98 Cory Alexander 11 1/6 0/3 2/2 0 4 1 0 1 1 0 4
07-08 Dominic McGuire 10 0/1 0/0 0/0 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 0
03-04 Michael Ruffin 9 0/2 0/0 0/0 3 3 1 0 1 3 1 0
04-05 Allan Houston 8 1/3 0/1 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
15-16 J.J. Hickson 7 0/1 0/0 2/2 0 0 2 0 0 1 1 2
TOTALS 37/83 6/18 41/43 13 48 27 5 17 24 15 121
44.6% 33.3% 95.3%
* - denotes game starter
8/12/2018 2:52 PM
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