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1/11/2010 4:19 PM
What makes it even better is Nash and Schrempf let the other team in FTA, not Barkley or Moses. Must have been a free for all down low.
1/12/2010 7:58 AM
You may not want to look at this if you've recently eaten. Richardson and Allen are double teamed and playing -3 defense against Kidd, Pierce and Dirk.



3:03 107 - 96 Jason Richardson is fouled on the 3 pointer from the wing. Foul #6 on Willis Reed, team foul #4.

3:03 107 - 99 Jason Richardson makes FT 1 of 3. Jason Richardson makes FT 2 of 3. Jason Richardson makes FT 3 of 3.

2:53 Paul Pierce hits the front of the rim on the 3pt attempt from straight away. 107 - 99
2:52 107 - 99 Dennis Rodman corrals the rebound.
Picture This now running 3 pt. offense

2:42 107 - 99 Jason Richardson is fouled on the 3 pointer from the right wing. Foul #3 on Paul Pierce, team foul #5.

2:42 107 - 100 Jason Richardson misses FT 1 of 3. Jason Richardson misses FT 2 of 3. Jason Richardson makes FT 3 of 3.
2:25 Paul Pierce knocks in the shot from the side. 109 - 100
2:19 109 - 100 Chauncey Billups misses long on a 3.
2:18 109 - 102 Wilt Chamberlain tips in the miss.
2:11 Paul Pierce misses long on a 3pt attempt from the corner. 109 - 102
2:10 109 - 102 Wilt Chamberlain gathers the rebound.
Picture This now running 3 pt. offense

2:01 109 - 105 Ray Allen makes the contested 3pt attempt from straight away with the assist by Jason Richardson.
Picture This just switched to a Half Court (-3) defense
1:45 Dirk Nowitzki connects on the fadeaway jumper from the wing following a nice pass from Jason Kidd. 111 - 105

1:40 111 - 108 Jason Richardson hits a 3 from straight away with the assist by Wilt Chamberlain and he's fouled. Foul #3 on Dirk Nowitzki, team foul #6.

1:40 111 - 109 Jason Richardson makes FT 1 of 1.
1:35 Dennis Rodman makes the open turnaround on a nice dish from Dirk Nowitzki. 113 - 109
Picture This now running Up Tempo offense
1:26 113 - 112 Jason Richardson buries a 3pt attempt from the corner off the feed from Dennis Rodman.
1:03 Paul Pierce is called for traveling. 113 - 112
0:47 113 - 112 Paul Pierce picks Dennis Rodman's pocket.
0:37 Dirk Nowitzki clanks the 3 pointer from the corner. 113 - 112
0:36 113 - 112 Wilt Chamberlain comes down with the rebound.
0:24 113 - 112 Jason Richardson clanks the 3 from the corner.
0:23 Paul Pierce gathers the rebound. 113 - 112
0:22 Paul Pierce is fouled by Dennis Rodman on the floor. Foul #2 on Dennis Rodman, team foul #3. 113 - 112
0:20 Paul Pierce is fouled by Wilt Chamberlain on the floor. Foul #2 on Wilt Chamberlain, team foul #4. 113 - 112


0:20 Paul Pierce misses FT 1 of 2. Paul Pierce misses FT 2 of 2. 113 - 112



0:19 113 - 112 Jason Richardson wins the battle for the rebound.
0:14 113 - 112 Ray Allen misses badly on a floater from the right block.
0:13 113 - 112 Dennis Rodman corrals the offensive rebound.
0:00 113 - 114 Dennis Rodman makes the open fadeaway from close range and he's fouled. Foul #2 on Matt Bullard, team foul #7.
0:00 113 - 115 Dennis Rodman makes FT 1 of 1.

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1/15/2010 11:34 AM
Fouled on a 3 point shot 3 times in 83 seconds....effing classic!
1/15/2010 12:02 PM
I'm willing to bet that the sim decides there is a foul, then decides if it was a shooting foul, and then decides if it was a 3pt shot.
1/15/2010 12:43 PM
it's 'who' then 'what' then 'outcome' I believe, so wouldnt it be:

'Richardson', then '3pta', then 'foul'
1/15/2010 12:52 PM
2010 Austin Hardwood Hippies
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
70-71 Julius Keye* 44 5/10 0/0 1/1 3 14 2 1 0 0 2 11
86-87 Clyde Drexler* 39 10/22 0/0 4/6 0 5 10 0 5 5 2 24
00-01 Tim Duncan* 38 14/24 0/0 3/4 3 13 3 2 0 2 3 31
66-67 Gus Johnson* 33 7/12 1/1 0/0 2 7 4 1 0 2 3 15
96-97 Sam Cassell* 30 6/14 2/4 0/0 0 1 9 0 1 3 3 14
96-97 Chris Webber 27 7/12 0/0 1/2 6 12 3 2 3 2 2 15
76-77 Ron Lee 19 2/4 0/0 5/5 1 3 4 2 0 0 0 9
87-88 Alvin Robertson 10 4/6 2/2 0/0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 10
TOTALS 55/104 5/7 14/18 15 55 36 9 10 15 16 129
52.9% 71.4% 77.8%
2009 Homer City Rednecks
PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
92-93 David Robinson* 39 12/22 0/0 4/6 2 11 1 4 2 3 3 28
01-02 Paul Pierce* 36 10/20 5/7 8/9 3 10 3 1 0 3 3 33
85-86 James Worthy* 34 3/7 0/0 2/2 1 4 7 3 2 0 0 8
81-82 Maurice Cheeks* 31 1/5 0/0 2/2 1 4 11 0 2 1 2 4
86-87 Byron Scott 25 9/14 0/1 1/1 0 1 2 1 1 1 2 19
96-97 Anfernee Hardaway 18 5/9 2/6 0/1 1 2 4 0 0 2 0 12
01-02 Danny Fortson* 18 3/9 0/0 2/2 0 4 1 1 0 1 0 8
83-84 Larry Smith 15 2/3 0/0 0/0 1 6 0 1 1 1 4 4
95-96 Alonzo Mourning 15 6/9 0/1 1/2 2 5 6 1 0 0 4 13
74-75 Clifford Ray 9 2/4 0/0 0/0 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 4
TOTALS 53/102 7/15 20/25 12 48 35 12 8 12 20 133
52.0% 46.7% 80.0%
* - denotes game starter
Player of the Game
Paul Pierce (Homer City Rednecks)


They commit 4 more fouls than we do, but walk away with 7 more FTAs. . .in a 4 point game.

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1/19/2010 1:34 PM
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4/20/2010 2:57 AM
Ash did you forget to mention that your team was also out rebounded 21?
4/25/2010 2:47 AM
I actually had more boards than him.
4/25/2010 5:53 PM
Truly one for the ages. 9 fta vs 32. I drafted about 3400 ftas :)


PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
89-90 Dominique Wilkins* 42 12/26 2/8 0/2 1 4 3 0 1 2 2 26
99-00 Dikembe Mutombo* 35 2/4 0/0 2/2 4 18 3 6 0 3 4 6
94-95 Mookie Blaylock* 34 6/15 4/8 0/0 0 3 7 1 2 4 4 16
08-09 Mike Bibby* 33 9/15 5/9 2/3 0 2 8 0 0 3 3 25
91-92 Kevin Willis* 32 4/7 1/1 2/2 4 11 1 0 0 1 3 11
88-89 Moses Malone 29 2/6 0/0 0/0 1 3 2 0 1 3 1 4
75-76 John Drew 22 5/12 0/1 0/0 1 5 1 0 1 0 3 10
84-85 Walker Russell 6 1/2 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 2
97-98 Drew Barry 5 0/1 0/1 0/0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0
68-69 Skip Harlicka 3 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
TOTALS 41/88 12/28 6/9 11 46 27 7 7 17 21 100
46.6% 42.9% 66.7%
2010 Okc Thunder

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
04-05 Ray Allen* 37 6/17 2/5 6/7 0 7 4 0 1 2 0 20
78-79 Jack Sikma* 36 5/12 0/0 9/11 3 7 0 0 1 2 2 19
08-09 Kevin Durant* 36 5/10 0/0 1/2 2 6 3 1 0 1 1 11
01-02 Gary Payton* 35 6/12 0/0 0/0 0 7 9 0 1 1 2 12
95-96 Shawn Kemp* 33 10/16 0/0 2/2 6 15 1 0 1 3 4 22
77-78 Dennis Johnson 25 3/8 0/0 3/4 1 3 3 0 2 0 2 9
95-96 Detlef Schrempf 24 2/6 1/2 5/6 0 1 4 0 0 1 1 10
08-09 Nick Collison 9 2/3 0/0 0/0 1 3 1 1 1 1 0 4
94-95 Bill Cartwright 6 1/1 0/0 0/0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 2
TOTALS 40/85 3/7 26/32 13 50 25 2 7 12 12 109
47.1% 42.9% 81.3%
* - denotes game starter
Player of the Game
Shawn Kemp (Okc Thunder)


5/7/2010 2:43 PM
I think an old classic should be brought back up!

The absurdity.  24 game winning streak broke to a 9-25 team.  I'd be okay with it... but board discrepancy is ludicrous.

Ash Angeles Mustangs

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
09-10 Jason Kidd* 36 6/18 3/8 3/3 1 3 9 1 2 3 2 18
92-93 Dennis Rodman* 28 3/10 0/2 0/1 5 18 1 0 0 1 2 6
95-96 Shaquille O'Neal 25 7/15 0/0 0/0 3 7 1 1 1 1 2 14
98-99 Dale Ellis* 25 4/9 2/6 2/2 0 2 1 0 0 2 2 12
64-65 Wilt Chamberlain* 22 7/15 0/0 1/4 1 6 3 4 2 2 1 15
95-96 Dennis Rodman 21 4/7 0/0 0/0 3 9 3 0 1 0 1 8
94-95 Dennis Rodman* 19 0/1 0/0 0/0 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 0
02-03 Glen Rice 16 2/7 2/5 1/1 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 7
03-04 Robert Horry 16 3/6 1/2 3/4 2 3 1 1 0 1 1 10
2011  James White 15 2/8 0/2 0/0 1 3 1 0 1 1 0 4
2011  Matthew Ramsey 12 1/5 0/0 0/0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 2
96-97 Kenny Smith 5 0/2 0/1 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TOTALS   39/103 8/26 10/15 17 57 23 8 8 12 12 96
  37.9% 30.8% 66.7%  
The God's

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
96-97 Michael Jordan* 38 11/22 4/10 2/5 1 4 5 0 1 2 1 28
77-78 Pete Maravich* 33 8/16 1/2 4/4 1 5 6 0 1 2 1 21
05-06 Rasheed Wallace* 33 4/13 1/4 2/2 1 12 2 6 2 1 1 11
77-78 Moses Malone 24 4/8 0/0 0/0 4 13 0 2 1 1 1 8
64-65 Tommy Heinsohn* 22 6/8 1/1 3/3 2 9 2 0 3 1 2 16
88-89 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar* 22 5/9 0/0 0/2 1 5 1 1 0 4 5 10
98-99 Greg Minor 18 1/1 1/1 2/2 0 6 3 2 0 0 1 5
2011  Antony Goins 14 1/5 0/2 0/0 0 3 3 0 0 0 1 2
68-69 Steve Chubin 11 4/7 0/0 0/0 0 1 1 0 1 1 1 8
02-03 Dikembe Mutombo 9 0/2 0/0 0/0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0
2011  Charlie Vaughan 9 1/3 0/0 0/0 1 3 0 0 0 0 1 2
59-60 Jim Loscutoff 7 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
TOTALS   45/94 8/20 13/18 11 62 23 12 9 12 17 111
  47.9% 40.0% 72.2%  
The God's
Good times, sim.  Good times.
4/11/2011 5:33 AM
You had to re-open this thread?:)  Made me look at my playoff loss listed above.  I had PP, Dirk & Kidd and Bullard on the floor and he played me -3, still we couldn't hit any perimeter shots.  Outscored me 19-6 in a span of 3 mins.  Including 3 made 3's and 3 fouls on 3's.  To really rub it in, PP MISSES BOTH FT's after an intentional foul with 20 secs left. 

At least things have indeed improved with the new salaries. Good god.
4/11/2011 2:14 PM



1st Quarter
 
Time Georgetown Hoyas Score St. John's Redmen
  Offense: Up Tempo
Defense: Half Court (0)
  Offense: Up Tempo
Defense: Half Court (0)
 
  Georgetown Hoyas
OFF
St. John's Redmen
DEF
PG S. Floyd
100%
M. Jackson
100%
SG R. Williams
100%
R. Artest
100%
SF J. Green
100%
C. Mullin
100%
PF J. Williams
100%
J. Williams
100%
C A. Mourning
100%
B. Walton
100%
 
  St. John's Redmen
OFF
Georgetown Hoyas
DEF
PG M. Jackson
100%
S. Floyd
100%
SG C. Mullin
100%
J. Williams
100%
SF R. Artest
100%
A. Mourning
100%
PF J. Williams
100%
J. Green
100%
C B. Walton
100%
R. Williams
100%
12:00 Alonzo Mourning wins the tip. 0 - 0  
11:50 Reggie Williams banks it in high off the glass. 2 - 0  
11:42   2 - 0 Chris Mullin misses the bank shot from 17 ft.
11:41 Jerome Williams corrals the rebound. 2 - 0  
11:29 Jeff Green misses a contested driving attempt from the right block. 2 - 0  
11:28   2 - 0 Bill Walton comes up with the rebound.
11:19   2 - 0 Mark Jackson misses long on a pull-up jumper from the free throw line.
11:18 Jeff Green comes down with the rebound. 2 - 0  
11:05 Alonzo Mourning comes up short on a turnaround in the lane. 2 - 0  
11:04   2 - 0 Bill Walton clears the rebound.
10:48   2 - 2 Chris Mullin buries a jumpshot from the left wing off the feed from Bill Walton.
10:34 Alonzo Mourning makes the open jumper from 4 ft, assist to Sleepy Floyd. 4 - 2  
10:24   4 - 5 Chris Mullin makes the contested 3 on a good pass by Mark Jackson.
10:12 Jeff Green connects on the bank shot from the left wing. 6 - 5  
10:06   6 - 7 Chris Mullin powers home the dunk following a nice pass from Mark Jackson.
9:51 Chris Mullin knocks it away from Jeff Green and recovers it. 6 - 7  
9:37   6 - 7 Bill Walton is out of control and is called for the charge. Foul #1.
      IN: B. Paultz
OUT: B. Walton
 
  Georgetown Hoyas
OFF
St. John's Redmen
DEF
PG S. Floyd
100%
M. Jackson
100%
SG R. Williams
100%
R. Artest
100%
SF J. Green
100%
C. Mullin
100%
PF J. Williams
100%
J. Williams
100%
C A. Mourning
100%
B. Paultz
100%
 
  St. John's Redmen
OFF
Georgetown Hoyas
DEF
PG M. Jackson
100%
S. Floyd
100%
SG C. Mullin
100%
R. Williams
100%
SF R. Artest
100%
A. Mourning
100%
PF J. Williams
100%
J. Green
100%
C B. Paultz
100%
J. Williams
100%
9:22 Sleepy Floyd misses badly on a fadeaway jumper. 6 - 7  
5/28/2011 2:34 PM
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