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I don't agree with it, but that's somewhat normal.
11/16/2012 5:19 AM
In my second round playoff series, Karl Malone (22mins) and Adrian Dantley (19 mins) each play season-lows (different games) due to foul trouble.  No one is paying to see these guys ride the bench in the playoffs!
12/26/2012 12:47 PM
Record for turnovers??

Texas Legends III

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
75-76 Julius Erving* 46 13/21 0/0 5/7 5 13 7 5 8 5 3 31
10-11 LeBron James* 46 16/33 1/3 3/4 4 10 9 1 11 3 2 36
94-95 John Stockton* 42 4/10 0/1 3/3 2 4 16 2 10 8 2 11
89-90 Mark West* 36 6/11 0/0 1/4 0 2 0 2 2 0 4 13
82-83 Darryl Dawkins* 33 5/10 0/0 0/0 1 1 1 1 5 4 3 10
83-84 Harvey Catchings 14 1/2 0/0 1/2 1 2 0 0 0 0 3 3
2013  Charles Turner 11 1/2 0/0 0/0 1 5 0 2 0 1 1 2
2013  Harry Lane 11 0/0 0/0 2/2 1 1 1 0 0 2 0 2
2013  John Scoles 11 3/6 1/1 0/0 0 0 1 0 0 4 2 7
98-99 Charles O'Bannon 7 2/7 0/0 2/2 1 2 0 0 2 1 2 6
74-75 Julius Keye 6 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0
82-83 Dudley Bradley 3 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TOTALS   51/102 2/5 17/24 16 40 35 13 39 29 22 121
  50.0% 40.0% 70.8%  
Ash Angeles Mustangs

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
12-13 LeBron James* 41 12/19 2/3 3/4 0 3 5 1 2 3 0 29
06-07 Steve Nash* 41 6/8 2/2 4/5 1 3 8 0 1 15 4 18
83-84 Magic Johnson* 37 7/12 0/0 5/5 1 5 7 0 4 10 0 19
71-72 Tom Boerwinkle* 32 3/7 0/0 1/1 4 12 1 0 1 4 3 7
94-95 Dennis Rodman* 28 3/6 0/0 4/5 3 15 3 1 0 5 3 10
2013  Larry Bednar 19 6/9 0/0 2/4 3 5 1 0 1 1 1 14
2013  James Cortes 14 2/4 0/0 0/0 3 4 0 1 1 1 3 4
98-99 Dennis Rodman 12 0/1 0/0 0/0 0 4 0 1 1 4 1 0
95-96 Magic Johnson 12 0/2 0/0 1/2 0 1 2 0 0 3 1 1
11-12 Manu Ginobili 10 2/5 1/3 2/2 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 7
11-12 Marcus Camby 10 1/2 0/0 0/0 0 1 1 2 1 0 2 2
11-12 Stephen Curry 9 2/4 0/0 2/2 0 1 3 0 0 1 0 6
TOTALS   44/79 5/8 24/30 15 55 32 6 13 48 18 117
  55.7% 62.5% 80.0%  


48 turnovers.
48!!!

WTF?!

6/9/2013 4:44 PM
Crazy thing is LeBron only had 3 of those 48. My OL LeBron had 376.
6/9/2013 6:21 PM
Bumping perhaps the greatest thread of all-time with a good old-fashioned foul disparity.  1 more foul committed, 13 more free throws attempted.

Ashlanta Mustangs

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
89-90 Karl Malone* 41 11/23 0/1 8/10 1 10 0 1 1 10 4 30
06-07 Steve Nash* 35 7/12 4/6 2/2 0 4 10 0 1 1 5 20
70-71 Tom Boerwinkle* 31 4/8 1/1 0/1 4 8 3 0 2 5 4 9
12-13 Kenneth Faried* 29 6/10 0/0 2/2 1 4 3 1 1 4 1 14
11-12 Brandon Rush* 29 3/7 1/3 0/0 1 3 1 3 0 3 1 7
94-95 Oliver Miller 17 4/6 0/0 4/5 3 6 2 2 0 0 2 12
11-12 Steve Novak 15 2/4 1/2 1/2 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 6
12-13 Brandan Wright 14 2/4 0/0 0/0 0 6 2 1 0 1 2 4
97-98 Greg Anthony 13 2/7 0/1 0/0 0 2 8 0 1 0 0 4
00-01 Toni Kukoc 7 2/2 1/1 0/0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 5
08-09 Theo Ratliff 5 0/1 0/0 0/0 0 3 1 0 0 0 1 0
07-08 Marcus Banks 4 1/2 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2
TOTALS   44/86 8/15 17/22 10 47 34 8 6 26 21 113
  51.2% 53.3% 77.3%  
Delayed Reaction

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
10-11 Dwight Howard* 37 8/13 0/0 7/14 0 9 4 3 3 1 4 23
00-01 Clarence Weatherspoon* 37 8/16 0/0 5/5 3 9 0 2 2 4 2 21
88-89 Robert Parish* 35 7/11 0/0 6/8 4 5 2 1 7 2 3 20
95-96 Mark Jackson* 33 6/9 3/4 2/2 0 3 15 0 1 1 1 17
06-07 Manu Ginobili* 25 5/10 2/5 3/4 1 4 4 1 2 3 2 15
08-09 Leandro Barbosa 22 6/12 4/6 0/0 0 2 1 0 1 2 2 16
11-12 JaVale McGee 19 3/6 0/0 0/0 1 6 0 1 0 2 3 6
01-02 Vladimir Radmanovic 13 1/7 0/4 0/0 0 4 0 0 1 3 2 2
09-10 Steve Blake 10 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 3 0 0 0 1 0
04-05 Darrell Armstrong 5 0/2 0/2 2/2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
11-12 Jamaal Magloire 4 0/1 0/0 0/0 2 4 0 1 0 1 2 0
07-08 Kwame Brown 1 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TOTALS   44/87 9/21 25/35 11 46 29 9 17 19 22 122
  50.6% 42.9% 71.4%  


10/23/2013 5:53 PM
La Faim

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
00-01 Shaquille O'Neal* 42 18/24 0/0 2/3 3 13 3 2 2 3 3 38
03-04 Donyell Marshall* 37 8/15 3/4 2/2 0 6 2 1 1 3 2 21
97-98 Dennis Rodman* 35 3/6 0/0 0/0 4 10 6 0 1 2 2 6
10-11 Paul Pierce* 34 4/11 1/6 0/2 0 9 3 1 1 7 3 9
11-12 Chris Paul* 34 6/15 1/3 5/6 1 3 13 0 3 2 3 18
96-97 Kenny Smith 14 2/9 1/6 0/0 0 0 4 0 0 3 0 5
2013  Vincent Rodriguez 11 3/3 0/0 1/1 0 0 1 0 1 0 2 7
2013  Louis Galyon 8 2/4 2/2 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
05-06 Reggie Evans 7 2/3 0/0 0/0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 4
2013  Tyler Pires 6 0/3 0/0 0/0 1 1 2 0 1 0 1 0
07-08 Ben Wallace 6 0/3 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0
01-02 Jamal Crawford 6 1/1 1/1 0/0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 3
TOTALS   49/97 9/22 10/14 9 43 37 6 10 21 17 117
  50.5% 40.9% 71.4%  
Flying Fish

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
68-69 Wilt Chamberlain* 45 15/21 0/0 2/6 10 27 5 6 2 5 0 32
66-67 Oscar Robertson* 45 10/23 3/7 3/3 0 6 8 1 4 7 2 26
86-87 Clyde Drexler* 41 9/16 0/0 3/3 2 9 7 3 3 3 3 21
74-75 Bob Love* 28 6/12 0/0 3/3 1 3 4 0 0 0 2 15
69-70 Happy Hairston* 25 5/11 1/3 4/6 2 4 4 1 1 1 0 15
97-98 Sean Elliott 12 2/10 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 4
2013  Chris Dunn 11 2/3 1/2 0/0 1 3 4 1 1 2 2 5
97-98 Zan Tabak 10 4/5 0/0 0/0 0 4 0 1 0 1 0 8
2013  John Clark 10 0/1 0/0 0/0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
68-69 Bob Allen 6 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
2013  Matthew Katz 3 1/1 1/1 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
53-54 Buddy Ackerman 3 1/2 1/1 0/0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 3
TOTALS   55/105 7/14 15/21 19 59 35 14 12 19 13 132
  52.4% 50.0% 71.4%  
11/16/2013 10:32 AM
one team has oreb 40 dreb 76, the other oreb 39 dreb 98 - can you tell which is which?
11/16/2013 10:35 AM
I've noticed that Wilt teams seem to out-rebound no matter what.  Wilt is such a beast for 45 mins a game.  The guy is almost a whole team by himself.
11/16/2013 12:27 PM
copernicus, I'm not sure that box score is ridiculous enough to be on this thread.
11/16/2013 12:48 PM
This one is deserving (late game foul settings set to "Never"):

Master Plan

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
86-87 Larry Bird* 39 10/26 2/5 11/13 9 13 6 1 4 3 2 33
11-12 Andre Iguodala* 34 4/10 0/3 6/8 1 7 9 0 2 1 3 14
06-07 Carlos Boozer* 32 9/13 0/0 4/4 1 6 4 0 1 4 1 22
06-07 Rashard Lewis* 28 7/16 1/5 5/5 0 4 1 1 0 2 3 20
09-10 Marcus Camby* 26 3/7 0/0 5/7 7 12 5 2 3 3 0 11
12-13 Andre Drummond 20 3/8 0/0 0/3 1 3 0 2 2 0 3 6
06-07 David Lee 16 3/5 0/0 0/0 4 8 0 0 1 1 0 6
03-04 Jamaal Tinsley 14 2/4 1/1 0/0 0 1 2 0 1 1 2 5
11-12 Brandan Wright 11 2/6 0/0 1/3 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 5
10-11 Jason Richardson 10 1/4 0/0 0/0 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 2
90-91 Benoit Benjamin 5 1/2 0/0 2/2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
00-01 Toni Kukoc 5 0/1 0/0 2/2 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 2
TOTALS   45/102 4/14 36/47 26 59 29 6 15 16 14 130
  44.1% 28.6% 76.6%  
No Donny These Men Are Cowards

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
86-87 Kevin McHale* 40 12/19 0/0 2/2 1 9 4 2 2 6 5 26
96-97 Scottie Pippen* 36 3/7 1/3 4/4 1 2 11 0 2 4 4 11
09-10 Andrew Bogut 33 10/18 0/0 4/5 2 13 2 4 0 4 2 24
04-05 Jason Terry 32 7/9 3/5 0/0 0 1 2 1 1 2 0 17
07-08 Jose Calderon* 32 6/10 1/2 0/0 1 2 18 0 2 1 4 13
87-88 Roy Tarpley* 31 8/14 0/0 2/3 2 11 1 2 4 4 5 18
07-08 Amare Stoudemire* 16 4/9 0/0 2/3 1 5 2 2 1 2 6 10
76-77 Elmore Smith 11 0/2 0/0 1/2 1 2 0 0 0 0 3 1
11-12 Jordan Hill 10 1/3 0/0 0/0 0 1 0 0 0 0 3 2
TOTALS   51/91 5/10 15/19 9 46 40 11 12 23 32 122
  56.0% 50.0% 78.9%  

11/16/2013 12:54 PM
another in the "well that was surprising department"

So, it's late season and I set one of my high-minute bench players "Bill"  to target 48 min at one position (normally plays 24 -36 minutes).
The #1 slot for the position "Brad" (normally 16-24 minutes)  was set at 0, but was not rested.
All other slots were set to 0 minutes.

Naturally, Brad played 38 minutes, which landed him in usage never-never-land (or perhaps he has hindered by playing with his warmup suit on).
He eventually fouled out.    Bill played a whopping 8 minutes.

12/2/2013 2:52 PM
53-54 Al Masino
 
5-10, 174 lbs
Point Guard
Syracuse Nationals
Draft this player

Learn more about Al on Basketball-Reference.com

General Ratings

Shot% Def Rating Position Effectiveness
Perimeter Midrange Paint   PG SG SF PF C
65% 0% 35% 67 100% 100% 80% 70% 60%


Statistics

  GP Min Pts OReb Reb FG FG3 FT AST TO STL BLK FL
Per Game 31 6.7 3.5 0.7 1.1 42.3% 32.6% 62.5% 0.8 0.8 0.7 0.0 1.6
Per 48 Min 31 - 25.5 5.3 7.7 42.3% 32.6% 62.5% 6.0 6.0 5.3 0.0 11.8
Totals 31 207 110 23 32 30/71 15/46 35/56 26 26 23 0 51
  Usage% FG%+ eFG% OReb% DReb% Ast% Stl% Blk%
Advanced 25.7 113 52.4 11.0 4.5 20.7 5.2 0.0
12/5/2013 4:29 PM
my favorite freakin' Martian, freakin' freaky freak, Al Masino

so much raw beauty in this stat spread, so much silliness
12/5/2013 4:30 PM
5'10" guy who is good for 11% of your team's Oboards? sure

5% steals? why not?

56 ftas in 207min?of course!

46 3pa in 207min in 1954? sign me up!!

and how about 51 pfs over those same minutes while your at it? I'm on board!!!

mid range game? who the F- needs a mid range game? not Al!!!!


the only thing that would make him better!?!?!? pos eff = pg 100 sg 100 sf 80 pf 70 c 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!

 

12/5/2013 4:38 PM (edited)
He just earned a spot on basically every team I draft now... I need that 11 oreb% for my guards man...
12/5/2013 4:41 PM
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