Daily Ration of Nonsense Topic

it's all about 'calibration' - they have some sensible factors programmed into the engine but are heavy handed in the 'calibration' (or relative weighting) of those factors and therefore **** all can happen and they'll just shrug

also they don't give two bat farts in a day time cyclone thunderstorm worth of a rat turd of **** about this game so...
4/30/2014 10:23 PM
Posted by Midge on 4/30/2014 9:55:00 PM (view original):
I noticed in tonight's playoff game that the Mavs had 8 turnovers and the Spurs had 5. Does anyone know why WIS cranks up the turnovers?
Honestly, they really don't crank up the turnover's, at least not as much as most people here seem to think. according to this list, the average team turns it over about 15 times a game in the nba (look at around the fifteenth ranked team) http://www.teamrankings.com/nba/stat/turnovers-per-game

considering that it seems that sim league usually has maybe 20% more possessions, I'd expect somewhere in the ballpark range of about 18 turnover's per game if the turnover per possession rate remains similar.

now go look at teams in your simleagues and see how many turnover's they average. the amounts aren't unreasonable.

for the leagues i'm in, the median values are as follows:

17 turnover's per game
19 turnover's per game
18 turnover's per game
5/1/2014 9:48 AM
Team GP Pts OReb Reb FG% 3Pt% FT% Ast TO Stl Blk PF
99 Problems 82 125.0 13.0 50.4 53.5 38.3 68.7 39.1 20.6 12.3 7.6 18.2
Arrogant Worms 3X3 82 119.6 13.7 50.5 49.2 37.5 75.3 36.2 21.6 12.6 12.3 20.2
battle of the 12-13 lebrons? 82 121.3 13.4 51.2 53.7 37.3 70.8 36.5 22.6 11.8 11.7 19.6
BlastOFF 82 118.0 13.0 50.2 50.1 38.4 72.3 34.8 20.3 12.0 12.1 19.6
Bob Loblaw 82 122.3 13.4 50.8 51.7 36.1 66.6 34.2 19.2 11.3 8.4 19.4
Boston Braves 82 110.9 12.2 49.5 45.9 33.3 75.9 33.1 19.2 11.4 9.1 19.1
Cho Mihai 82 119.1 15.0 52.4 49.7 36.5 70.4 32.3 21.0 10.9 9.7 18.4
Countdown Chocula 82 105.6 13.4 47.0 48.3 38.4 71.9 28.6 16.9 9.1 10.0 17.9
Court Je$terZ 82 117.3 14.8 50.8 50.2 37.9 74.1 35.8 20.1 11.5 11.1 19.5
Crabwell Corners Comets 82 123.9 8.3 45.3 52.5 43.9 84.7 38.5 20.9 11.4 6.9 17.4
Dick Clark Legends 82 121.9 13.4 48.4 53.0 40.3 72.1 36.6 21.2 13.9 10.9 21.1
DoneDeal Il Iluminado! 82 113.6 15.9 54.3 48.2 30.7 69.9 33.0 21.3 11.8 12.4 18.6
Figuring it out 82 121.9 13.0 50.6 52.2 36.1 67.9 36.2 19.5 11.9 11.6 18.7
Floopy 82 119.7 14.0 51.0 50.1 38.0 69.4 34.2 20.7 11.6 12.4 19.0
Gravediggaz 82 119.0 15.0 51.8 48.0 40.2 79.5 35.1 19.7 11.0 7.0 17.0
Hardwood Classics 82 114.5 15.5 49.3 48.0 31.2 72.2 33.1 20.8 10.4 8.3 18.8
Hooterville Rockets 82 121.6 9.4 47.9 53.3 38.3 81.4 39.1 20.4 12.7 9.3 18.4
magic manu and big shot 82 120.4 11.4 47.3 50.5 39.2 70.8 36.0 17.3 12.0 10.7 19.4
MAY COUNTDOWNS 82 121.5 12.1 47.2 50.2 37.6 74.6 36.3 19.1 12.1 9.9 20.0
No Equality 82 122.5 11.6 50.5 51.5 37.3 79.4 38.6 20.5 11.8 9.4 18.8
Starship Romeo-52M 82 122.9 12.8 50.2 54.5 38.5 62.4 37.4 21.1 13.2 13.0 20.2
Too Defensive 82 119.7 16.2 55.5 50.1 35.1 66.4 31.0 19.4 12.1 16.1 18.2
Transformers 82 116.4 11.6 43.6 49.6 35.9 75.9 34.1 18.2 12.7 9.6 19.2
William's Rockets 82 120.2 14.5 54.6 51.6 35.8 68.8 33.8 21.0 10.3 12.9 18.3
5/3/2014 10:13 AM
NBA47167 Regular Season Team Statistics - Averages

Team GP Pts OReb Reb FG% 3Pt% FT% Ast TO Stl Blk PF
BIG *D* 82 116.9 14.8 51.4 49.8 27.5 77.2 34.8 19.0 14.0 17.7 19.0
Boom Boom59 82 125.2 10.9 46.3 55.6 38.5 73.3 40.8 20.1 11.4 7.9 17.6
Broughton ITA 82 111.1 10.9 44.0 47.0 37.5 77.9 32.8 15.9 13.2 7.5 16.5
Captain's Table 82 125.7 14.4 52.1 55.8 36.5 67.0 40.7 22.8 11.2 12.1 16.9
Gun Slingers 82 115.7 14.2 49.2 47.2 37.6 84.3 30.7 18.8 10.8 12.1 19.7
H-town 82 118.7 12.6 47.6 50.1 38.1 73.6 35.2 18.7 12.0 11.7 17.9
Insomniacs 82 121.0 17.1 55.4 53.3 35.6 65.2 36.8 21.0 11.7 14.1 17.5
James Gang 82 117.8 14.5 48.9 49.3 36.4 79.6 36.3 19.8 12.5 6.7 17.3
Kichitora1 82 118.1 14.5 49.7 51.4 35.4 70.6 37.6 20.1 12.1 10.9 18.2
Last Few 82 107.1 11.5 43.8 47.1 37.4 78.1 31.9 17.5 11.1 10.4 20.4
Long Live The King 82 121.0 14.6 50.4 54.1 38.2 68.8 37.9 21.1 10.8 10.8 17.4
No Name 82 118.5 13.5 48.2 51.9 29.7 72.9 37.6 19.9 12.0 12.5 17.0
Peyton and Andrew Luck Drafted My Team! 82 123.7 14.4 52.1 55.2 34.6 69.6 37.4 21.1 11.6 9.9 18.1
PoBoyz & Hogies II 82 117.3 15.7 51.2 51.6 33.0 67.4 36.6 20.9 10.2 11.6 17.5
Reading 82 126.1 12.7 49.8 57.6 39.2 67.7 40.8 22.7 11.6 11.6 17.7
Rimula-X 82 122.0 12.9 48.8 52.5 35.9 75.4 38.7 19.3 11.4 8.8 17.5
Shell Azodrin Bugbusters 82 108.1 15.0 46.6 47.5 35.6 67.8 32.8 16.8 11.3 7.9 16.9
starship-dante14 82 116.1 12.9 44.1 49.6 34.5 71.7 35.6 18.1 12.5 6.5 19.0
Tex Winter 82 108.0 12.1 42.7 47.3 35.6 66.7 34.4 21.2 15.1 8.8 16.7
The Bump Uglies 82 116.4 14.5 50.5 53.1 37.3 70.3 37.6 20.8 10.5 9.7 16.8
The Heatles 82 123.4 12.4 49.3 55.1 35.7 71.3 39.4 20.8 11.0 8.6 17.5
The MonStars 82 119.0 12.7 45.9 53.1 34.8 70.1 38.6 19.8 13.3 7.7 17.9
The Tune Squad 82 121.9 12.9 51.7 54.7 36.8 68.5 39.5 23.4 12.2 8.6 17.6
War3 82 119.0 11.7 48.4 51.0 32.8 73.1 37.0 16.4 12.6 10.9 16.9
5/3/2014 10:14 AM
also it's never just about the median to me it's about the big game to game swings of looney tune 50+ TOs combined type situations which are far too frequent
5/3/2014 10:15 AM
this needs to come back, apparently.
10/13/2015 5:53 PM
Two separate OL teams.  One team has rookies worth 2.8M, 1800 minutes.  Other team has rookies worth 4.3M, 2800.  Why do OL's have rookies again when there can be that type of variance?  That's kinda absurd.
10/20/2015 3:36 AM
Posted by elguapo22 on 10/20/2015 3:36:00 AM (view original):
Two separate OL teams.  One team has rookies worth 2.8M, 1800 minutes.  Other team has rookies worth 4.3M, 2800.  Why do OL's have rookies again when there can be that type of variance?  That's kinda absurd.
"Veteran" owners have been telling WIS this for about a decade, but since they haven't made any other changes during that time, of course they haven't corrected this. It's why so many owners will go nowhere near a League with random rookies.
10/20/2015 8:50 AM
no but they just changed the landing page!
10/20/2015 10:06 AM


3:46 LeBron James is fouled by Klay Thompson on the floor. Foul #2 on Klay Thompson, team foul #7. 101 - 116  
  IN: T. Kukoc, C. Webber, R. Lopez
OUT: J. Stockton, J. Stockton, M. Johnson
   
 
  Ashtown Mustangs
OFF
Arrogant Worms
DEF
PG T. Kukoc
100%
J. Erving
99%
SG R. Lopez
100%
J. Stockton
100%
SF J. Noah
100%
K. Thompson
100%
PF L. James
100%
W. Chamberlain
100%
C C. Webber
100%
J. Caldwell
93%

Kukoc - not 100% at point guard. Not on DC at point guard. Is on DC at shooting guard where he IS 100%.
Lopez - not 100% at shooting guard.  Not on DC at shooting guard. Is on DC at point guard where his 100%.
Noah - not 100% at small forward.  Not on DC at small forward.  Is on DC at Center where he is 100%.
Webber - not on depth chart at center.  Only place on depth chart is backing up Lebron.  If Lebron is in the game, he shouldn't be.  Period.

This is in the 4th quarter of the finals.  Nobody had fouled out.  Nobody is injured.  Why does the sub logic decide to put in a bunch of players at positions they are a) not 100% at & b) not on the depth chart at when they easily could put them in at places they are a) 100% at and b) on the depth chart at?  Why?! 

It's stuff like this that has made several owners over the years think sabotage.

Oh, but wait:

3:31   103 - 118 Wilt Chamberlain makes a fadeaway from the baseline and he's fouled. Foul #4 on Joakim Noah, team foul #2.
  IN: T. Boerwinkle
OUT: L. James
   
 
  Ashtown Mustangs
OFF
Arrogant Worms
DEF
PG T. Kukoc
100%
J. Stockton
100%
SG R. Lopez
100%
J. Caldwell
93%
SF J. Noah
100%
K. Thompson
100%
PF T. Boerwinkle
100%
J. Erving
99%
C C. Webber
100%
W. Chamberlain
100%

So, now, Lebron goes out.  Does anything occur with a shift of players to their 100% position (or position on the depth chart)?  No.  Instead, they put in Boerwinkle, who is not even close to 100% at PF (nor on the depth chart there) at PF.  Why?

WHY?

If it ain't a conspiracy, wis ought to be ashamed of themselves.
11/6/2015 3:27 AM
(before you say it, garbage time subs happened, yes.  I should've changed the settings.  That's my bad, sure, but even garbage time subs should make some ******* sense)
11/6/2015 3:30 AM
Did you look at the other team though?  Wilt at PF then switches to C.  Dr. J at PG then switches to PF.  Joe Caldwell at C then switches to SG.  Wow!
11/6/2015 9:04 AM
those are defensive matchups.  His offensive team was normal.
11/6/2015 4:48 PM
for your amusement:














40

41

26

36

31

36

59

61

156

174

1st Quarter

2nd Quarter

3rd Quarter

4th Quarter/OT

Melo Bojan Exum On 2014-15 GSW


PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
14-15 Stephen Curry* 32 13/27 7/14 4/4 1 5 6 1 0 6 4 37
14-15 Harrison Barnes* 28 4/6 3/4 3/4 2 6 6 1 2 0 4 14
14-15 Klay Thompson* 27 6/16 2/6 3/3 0 1 4 0 2 2 6 17
14-15 Andre Iguodala* 25 5/7 3/4 0/0 1 1 2 0 1 3 0 13
14-15 Bojan Bogdanovic 23 5/11 2/6 2/2 0 2 1 1 0 3 5 14
14-15 Dante Exum 23 4/10 4/10 0/0 2 3 3 1 0 1 3 12
14-15 Andrew Bogut* 19 3/7 0/0 0/1 2 6 3 2 1 3 5 6
14-15 Carmelo Anthony 18 5/12 1/4 4/5 1 6 3 0 1 0 4 15
14-15 Marreese Speights 15 5/6 0/0 3/5 0 2 0 1 0 1 6 13
14-15 Leandro Barbosa 12 3/5 2/3 1/2 1 4 4 0 2 0 2 9
14-15 David Lee 12 2/3 0/0 2/3 1 4 3 0 0 1 1 6
14-15 Festus Ezeli 5 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
TOTALS 55/110 24/51 22/29 11 40 35 7 9 20 44 156
50.0% 47.1% 75.9%

Gormless & the Numpties


PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
90-91 Dennis Rodman* 34 3/6 0/0 7/8 5 12 3 0 0 1 3 13
92-93 Dennis Rodman* 29 2/5 0/2 1/2 3 10 1 0 2 0 2 5
13-14 Chris Paul* 26 7/13 2/5 4/4 2 7 10 0 5 4 4 20
06-07 Manu Ginobili* 25 5/11 2/3 5/7 1 6 6 0 0 3 1 17
05-06 Shaquille O'Neal 25 11/15 0/0 7/11 1 8 1 2 0 2 5 29
96-97 Shaquille O'Neal* 23 9/13 0/0 6/11 3 8 4 0 0 5 1 24
09-10 Chris Paul 21 6/7 0/0 4/5 0 4 9 0 1 2 1 16
2015 Ed Davies 19 3/6 0/1 6/8 0 2 1 0 1 0 5 12
2015 Juan Masi 12 3/5 2/3 3/4 0 0 3 0 1 1 2 11
11-12 Manu Ginobili 12 4/6 1/3 14/14 0 3 2 0 0 1 2 23
06-07 Kelenna Azubuike 9 0/1 0/0 2/2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2
2015 Kevin Cowman 6 0/1 0/0 2/2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2
TOTALS 53/89 7/17 61/78 15 62 40 2 10 20 26 174
59.6% 41.2% 78.2%
12/6/2015 9:08 AM
got to love that 120 point 4th quarter

also 44 fouls / 78 ftas.

Guessing the foul when behind setting is jacked on his team... or just another ridiculous outlier?

12/6/2015 5:38 PM
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