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Norm MacDonald's Based on a True Story (2016). A fictionalized memoir of the comedian's life that mocks the conventions of celebrity memoirs, blackly funny in a Hunter S. Thompson meets John Swartzwelder way. Lots of great one-liners, with my favorite referencing his early stardom on SNL and the subsequent falling off of his popularity: "New York City was the site of my great success. I made it there, and then I didn’t make it anywhere else. I guess Frank Sinatra isn’t so smart after all." Norm also sets the record straight on the real reason NBC executive Don Ohlmeyer fired him -- you'll be surprised!
5/22/2017 11:29 PM
Posted by bagchucker on 5/15/2017 11:47:00 AM (view original):

Publication – is the Auction (788)

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BY EMILY DICKINSON
Publication – is the Auction

Of the Mind of Man –

Poverty – be justifying

For so foul a thing


Possibly – but We – would rather

From Our Garret go

White – unto the White Creator –

Than invest – Our Snow –


Thought belong to Him who gave it –

Then – to Him Who bear

It's Corporeal illustration – sell

The Royal Air –


In the Parcel – Be the Merchant

Of the Heavenly Grace –

But reduce no Human Spirit

To Disgrace of Price –
5/23/2017 3:03 AM
Posted by bagchucker on 5/16/2017 12:05:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bagchucker on 5/15/2017 11:36:00 AM (view original):
here's my theory. and there's no russians jews dialectics or novelists involved

the moors swept up into the underbelly

mixed in a liberally unfortunate way with the knuckle breaking catholics

took sail

made messicans don juans

pol pots and tin pots

no humor no humor no slap stick at all


kafka with a chestful of medals is a pornograph i'd like to see



Joseph Conrad if you have to know
i was heading to isis or daesh when i wrote it

i wonder where i wound up

eastern, southern, somewhere urn
I like it.

See my Dickinsonian defense of your position on having your work collected and published. (above)

Don't say I never gave you anything...
5/23/2017 3:05 AM
i need a gazetteer

what do the dashes mean. what do the EOLs mean. it's gridiron dynasty all over

she's terse to her credit

playing a game i know

i believe i can figure her out

is why i play

easturn, southurn, somewhere urn
eastrun, southrun, somewhere run



see its just play
5/23/2017 10:08 AM
I'm currently re-reading Stephen King's, "11/22/63" Fantastic book. I'm an avid reader of Star Trek novels and love John Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men" and "The Grapes of Wrath" as well...If you like alternate history books, check out Harry Turtledove's "The Guns of the South". (Outstanding)
George Orwell's "Animal Farm" is another fave of mine. WAY too many great books to list...
5/23/2017 10:23 PM
Currently reading the Travis McGee series by John D. MacDonald...
5/24/2017 3:38 AM
the travis mcgee books have been on my backburner..ive read several of mcdonald's stand alone books which are great and would have been even better if written in the last few decades. as a mainstream author in the 50s and 60s i think he exercised a bit of restraint.
5/25/2017 5:15 PM
Yes, but great analysis, reasoning and foresight...
5/25/2017 5:48 PM
if you like john mcdonald i reccomend the hard case crime series..they have a cool website...click on novels.
5/25/2017 5:53 PM
Will do...
5/25/2017 7:30 PM
there's the Grinch, and there's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNySUhz9c4E

long as we're speakin bout speech

6/5/2017 4:17 AM
Just finished up "Ball Four".....pretty amusing....bought the extended version, with extra parts thrown in, written every ten years. That part was less amusing.

Also "Lookin up at the lights" an auto about early 2000 wrestling jobber Pete Gas....a quick breezy read
6/5/2017 7:18 AM
Stranger to the Game (1994) by Bob Gibson with Lonnie Wheeler. An uneven autobiography. First the bad. A lot of moaning about how much the game has changed for the worse (what Bill James calls "Old Ballplayers Never Die"), something Gibson first notices around 1980, a few years after his retirement. A lot of discussion of his business ventures (restaurants, etc.) and why they succeeded and/or failed. And a lot of speculation from Gibson on why he hasn't been offered more work in MLB.

The good is the half of the book that concentrates solely on baseball. The highlight is a chapter devoted to the myriad subtle differences between Gibson's knockdown, brushback and hit-batsmen pitches. The reasoning is often comical and byzantine, like something out of a Joseph Heller novel, but Gibson's deadly serious, which of course makes it even funnier.

Gibson has a lot to say about his contemporaries. For example, he considers Juan Marichal a more talented pitcher than Sandy Koufax, but he respected Koufax more because Marichal ducked him (Gibson) in head-to-head matchups. And he's most interesting when writing about his own battles with hitters, from the little guys to stars like Mays, Aaron, Clemente, Stargell, Banks, and Rose. In one section on hitters stealing glances behind them before the pitch is thrown to see where the catcher is positioned and what he's signalling for, Gibson writes:

Mays was peeking at McCarver and saw something he didn't understand. So he stopped his warm-up swings, stepped out of the box, and said to McCarver, "Now what was that pitch? What in the hell are you doing back there?" I couldn't believe the guy.

6/5/2017 11:24 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this passage from Gibson's book:

It was an interesting dynamic to be around a celebrity like _____________. There was the time, for instance, where we were attending a party at his house and_____________ was behind the bar mixing drinks. The thing of it was that _____________ didn't drink and didn't know a thing about mixing drinks, but for the hell of it he was throwing all kinds of crap into the glasses and handing them off to the guests, most of whom were saying, "Wow, this is really great stuff!" All the while _____________ was behind the bar gagging.

Fill in the blank!
6/5/2017 11:55 PM
The Open Man : A Championship Diary by Dave DeBusschere (1970)

The story of the 1969-70 NY Knicks championship season as told by their power forward. This is the best of the diary-type sports books I've read. Maybe I feel that way because I really liked this team, but a great cast of characters (Bill Bradley, Willis Reed, Walt Frazier, Dick Barnett, Cazzie Russell, Red Holzman....). Not a shock-jock tell all full of childishness. Nice day-to-day re-telling of a great team's season from training camp through a tough championship series vs. Chamberlain, West & Baylor. Really enjoyable read.
6/8/2017 12:56 PM
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