Cresten and Swamphawk’s Shtickless Thread Topic

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1/29/2010 10:14 AM
Swamp, I'd like to know some things about you. You told welsh you're what...44? Married? Kids? Kid toucher? Fill me in on what a swamphawk is
1/29/2010 10:16 AM
When was the last time you tied up a teenager.
1/29/2010 10:22 AM
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It makes it do what?
1/29/2010 12:10 PM
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No need to shout.
1/29/2010 12:21 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By hugenuge42 on 1/29/2010Swamp, I'd like to know some things about you. You told welsh you're what...44? Married? Kids? Kid toucher? Fill me in on what a swamphawk i
actually 45. Never Married, close once to the love of my life Jane...Now living in Florida.

No kids. Good with Kids. I cannot tell you how many times kids have been lost in a store and for some reson they come to me to find their mothers.

I have not sexually molested a minor since I was 16. And it was my Girlfriend Wendy, who later appeared in the send in your amateur photo section of gallery magazine. She was my first.

I like politics, firearms, cooking, TV, Movies, watchign sports, bowling, putt putt, pasta and the Detroit Symphony Orchestra, less since Neme .

I am an Atheist. Almost militant in my Atheism, but respectful of all religions. For a while I was dating a nice Jewish girl. She made a big point out of identifying herself as a secular Jew. One time at a party someone asked me about my religion, and just to jab her I said "I am an Atheist, you know, a Secular Christian".

I play World of Warcraft. Someone bought it for me and I thought I would hate it, and I was wrong. I am not a fanatic, but I play regular.

I am on this site called What if Sports, that does fanatsy sports...wait you know this part!

Like Red, Black and Purple, hate Green.
1/29/2010 1:05 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By gin_caesar on 1/29/2010When was the last time you tied up a teenager
Actually never. I had feelings of excitement when I would see movies where people were in bondage, or being humiliated, even before puberty, but I never understood why. Didnt know until I read some books put out by a company I cannot remember the name of. Had green in it. Bondage house series. Than it became clear...I was Master Edward!
1/29/2010 1:13 PM
heh
1/29/2010 1:59 PM
Definitely been on TCAP
1/29/2010 2:01 PM
awesome. Gin, Nuge, I'll accept your apologies anytime now.
1/29/2010 2:02 PM
Didnt get a chance to go to Royal Oak today, pushed it back to sunday. Cooked up some salmon in garlic butter with a broccoli/potato/cheddar/rice side dish.

Also had to pay some bills. amazing how much easier paying your sprint bill is than paying your bill from my landline phone Cavalier Telephone.

That new 5 layer .89 cent burrito from taco bell is worth the money, but not much more. Their competition in our area, Del Taco have a fried cheescake...not nearly as good as the fried cheescake at Arby's.



1/29/2010 7:09 PM
300 lbs + ?
1/29/2010 8:48 PM
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