There's a Mike Muff from Hitchcock, Texas in Wooden.

Lol

I'm looking at a recruit in one world named Fidel Castro ....

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3709329

Bernie Sanders, a PF in Phelan at Washington & Jefferson...

Can’t make this stuff up on my own, introducing Dingbang Wang.

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3785602

I also considered his cousin as a recruit this season, Yo Wang.

Dingbang Wang!!?? I swear these names are a ploy by someone to sway me into signing bad players! I want Dingbang!!

I'm looking at an Alton Johnson (my great grandfather and namesake)... he's decent. Not the best. But definitely not bad. It's hard for me to take a pass.

My Bologna has a first name, it's R O B E R T

Who apparently is too good to play for the Aztecs. Jerk.

Posted by Benis on 10/26/2017 6:05:00 PM (view original):
My Bologna has a first name, it's R O B E R T

Who apparently is too good to play for the Aztecs. Jerk.

Too many vegans in San Diego for Bologna. Oregon.. much better choice.

Morris Brown in Naismith has "Man Wang"

...and he's on the Big board.

Posted by favre3xmvp on 10/24/2017 3:19:00 PM (view original):
Can’t make this stuff up on my own, introducing Dingbang Wang.

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3785602

I also considered his cousin as a recruit this season, Yo Wang.

Season 99 in Rupp is now dubbed the year of the Wang. Lewis University recruited Jo-Long Wang!

This is too good to be true.

Posted by favre3xmvp on 11/2/2017 4:47:00 PM (view original):

Posted by favre3xmvp on 10/24/2017 3:19:00 PM (view original):
Can’t make this stuff up on my own, introducing Dingbang Wang.

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3785602

I also considered his cousin as a recruit this season, Yo Wang.

Season 99 in Rupp is now dubbed the year of the Wang. Lewis University recruited Jo-Long Wang!

This is too good to be true.

All these Wangs should get together with the Muff family at the top of the page...

A few seasons ago I played against Howard Duck. There is a Richard Holder in Naismith D3 right now.

These names aren't funny, but I found this ironic..... I'm a truck driver for a company that employees 5 total drivers. Sometimes we only have 4. But two of our current drivers names are Steve Brooks and James Dale (neither is myself). But the irony is that both of those guys play in HD right now, in D2 Crum, in my conference, BOTH on West Virginia Wesleyan! what are the odds

Mark Wahlberg:
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Guy is weak but i signed him anyway.

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3805587

Neil Schoen, guitarist for Journey back in the day.

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3701756

Beavis and Butthead approve of my new frontcourt tandem of Richard Richard and Dikembe Dong (new recruit just signed).

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3882729

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/RecruitProfile/Ratings.aspx?rid=4304063