Funniest Recruit Names... Topic

billscnb
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Posted by FW_Kekionga on 4/12/2018 6:07:00 PM (view original):
Beavis and Butthead approve of my new frontcourt tandem of Richard Richard and Dikembe Dong (new recruit just signed).

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3882729

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/RecruitProfile/Ratings.aspx?rid=4304063
And you have Terry Cummings on the team!
4/13/2018 12:18 AM
JLKennedy44
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I have a Freshman on my team - Allen Allen. I like Richard Richard better.
4/16/2018 1:53 AM
mlitney
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This guy is still fighting for segregation in the South. Possibly the most racist name?

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/RecruitProfile/Ratings.aspx?rid=4337319
4/16/2018 3:27 PM
Jitter_Thug
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Mario Hart.

Like Mario Kart.. or Mario Harty,

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3930118

4/16/2018 9:20 PM
zagsrulez
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I got Brian Ball as a PG on my squad in LA. I always imagine him as the failed Ball brother. Lavar lost all faith in him when he decided to go D2 instead of playing at UCLA like his big bro, Lonzo.

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3862155
4/17/2018 12:04 AM
ftbeaglesfan
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The winner of former tennis superstar Steffi Graf's virginity in high school is available in Wooden of course. Meet Victor Updegraff

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/RecruitProfile/Ratings.aspx?rid=4327059


(Had a crush on Steffi Graf when I was 10)
4/17/2018 7:55 AM (edited)
topdogggbm
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Posted by JLKennedy44 on 4/16/2018 1:53:00 AM (view original):
I have a Freshman on my team - Allen Allen. I like Richard Richard better.
I'd approve of this more if your team played in Allen as well
4/18/2018 10:19 PM
terps21234
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Michael Vick decided to play basketball now.
https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3850574.
4/26/2018 4:58 PM
billscnb
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This walk-on for my conference mate's team: Hugh Penix

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3939745
4/27/2018 11:33 PM
JLKennedy44
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Posted by billscnb on 4/27/2018 11:33:00 PM (view original):
This walk-on for my conference mate's team: Hugh Penix

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=3939745
Only a 54 in Stamina... size isn't everything.
4/28/2018 5:47 PM
Benis
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Probably gets rattled pretty easily and has temper issues.
6/19/2018 6:33 PM
Nick_Bennett
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I once recruited a Carl Grimes. He only had one eye but was a dead shot. His Dad was feared by trash people and the saviors.
6/20/2018 1:54 PM
kayan121110
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Haven't gone through this whole thread but I played LSU last year in Knight. He had a player named Frank Underwood. Several people on campus have gone missing since he arrived in Baton Rouge.
6/20/2018 2:15 PM
Benis
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OMG YES!
7/23/2018 8:19 PM
haagtrain
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T-Bone Defalco this season in Phelan. George Constanza is jealous.

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/RecruitProfile/Ratings.aspx?rid=4430163
7/23/2018 10:04 PM
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